Thread: Dinner

No gravy.....

Originally Posted by klong toey

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Three and half quid for a fcuking Papaya!

Your getting off lightly in Kent Gravey ,, your looking at £7 + up here in Essex

Must be a sex thing cost £7 in Sussex as well,we were talking to a woman at swampy on her way to Denmark told us to use carrot to make som tam.
Gert nearly took a swing at her.

When we first moved to England nearly 6 years ago before we found somewhere to buy papaya the misses used to use swede as a substitute.

Originally Posted by Necron99

No gravy.....

Photographed pre-condiments.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Washed down with three bottles of Pilsner Urquell.

Gravey would have taken care of washing that lot down mate , instead of ale .

Mind you he is back in clink now

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

No gravy.....

Photographed pre-condiments.

Gravy a mere condiment??
Be off man, take your dry pork belly, tasteless yorkies, poove asparagus, carrots with the nasty bits left on and ffs, is that a fucking zucchini? Italian faggotry at it's worst.
What's under the plate man, a gay pride sticker?

Originally Posted by Necron99

is that a fucking zucchini

No sir, that is a fucking courgette. And it's about as masculine a vegetable as you can get. You people at Mc99s would do well to observe the fodder plated by Monsieur Slap.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

No gravy.....

Photographed pre-condiments.

Gravy a mere condiment??
Be off man, take your dry pork belly, tasteless yorkies, poove asparagus, carrots with the nasty bits left on and ffs, is that a fucking zucchini? Italian faggotry at it's worst.
What's under the plate man, a gay pride sticker?

Oh-ho...!
That's what it is - a pork square of something or another.

Thanks for the identification, Sid...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

is that a fucking zucchini

No sir, that is a fucking courgette. And it's about as masculine a vegetable as you can get. You people at Mc99s would do well to observe the fodder plated by Monsieur Slap.

Smuggling a zucchini over the Alps in you bottom and calling it le'courgette doesn't make it any less poove.

FACT!

Pilsner Urquell is probably my favorite beer. Well done, sir and I'd green you if I could.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

^ 3 bottles for £5 in Sainsburys.

It's usually a toss up between the Uquell, Leffe and Staropramen from the shelves since pubs have become obsolete in the life of Mr Slap.

One pint of Kronenberg - £4!?

On yer bike.

.

Was 4.95 for a pint of K when I lived in Chiswick and that was years ago.

[QUOTE="Necron99"]a pint of K[/QUOTE As in K cider?

They obviously have a 50 per cent mark up for Ozzie trash.

[QUOTE=somtamslap;2840042]

Originally Posted by Necron99

a pint of K[/QUOTE As in K cider?

They obviously have a 50 per cent mark up for Ozzie trash.

No konigsburg 1499 or whatever it is.

Shit pub too, just by the station.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

pubs have become obsolete in the life of Mr Slap.

How Gay

Originally Posted by Necron99

No konigsburg 1499

Get the lingo right - slang for Kronenberg is 'a pint of the numbers'. Never, ever would you here a self respecting Englishman ask for a pint of K.

Unless you're pre pubescent and drink in a park...

This shit has a lot to answer for:

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

No konigsburg 1499

Get the lingo right - slang for Kronenberg is 'a pint of the numbers'. Never, ever would you here a self respecting Englishman ask for a pint of K.

Unless you're pre pubescent and drink in a park...

This shit has a lot to answer for:

Ooooo Errrr....be having some of that please....

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Dillinger

How Gay

On the contrary, dear Bollinger. For it is considered extremely homosexual indeed to drink in licensed emporiums nowadays. One must generally go by Tarquin or Sebastian and sip little white wine spritzers while thinking about penis if one is to frequent a public house.

You'll see.

Unless of course you go to Wetherspoons, and the prerequisite for doing so is not to wash.

So you are keeping your courgette muching options open by having a foot planted firmly in each camp eh?


Back on topic.
I'm sick of food, done with pies, pasties, roasts, steak, fish, bread.
Last night I had a packet (large) of lays bbq crisps for dinner.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Last night I had a packet (large) of lays bbq crisps for dinner.

Sounds divine. Pics?

Originally Posted by Headworx

Originally Posted by Necron99

Last night I had a packet (large) of lays bbq crisps for dinner.

Sounds divine. Pics?

Was going to plate them with some woster, melted cheese and bacon bits, but then decided to just have them au'naturale out of the bag.

Sour cream with onion soup mix is a fine dip....

^Sure is, especially with BBQ chips. But if a guy is saying grace over a packet of chips, kitchen duties of any type are probably out of the question + this is available at all purveyors of fine foods in Thailand.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Dillinger

How Gay

On the contrary, dear Bollinger. For it is considered extremely homosexual indeed to drink in licensed emporiums nowadays. One must generally go by Tarquin or Sebastian and sip little white wine spritzers while thinking about penis if one is to frequent a public house.

You'll see.

Unless of course you go to Wetherspoons, and the prerequisite for doing so is not to wash.

In the company of other like-minded guys.
Real men in a real pub. Not the fashionable martini/wine bars...

Still gay.

I sorta got used to Sainsbury's Pear Cider when i was there a couple of weeks ago. Went through a couple or three of the big bottles.