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When we first moved to England nearly 6 years ago before we found somewhere to buy papaya the misses used to use swede as a substitute.Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Must be a sex thing cost £7 in Sussex as well,we were talking to a woman at swampy on her way to Denmark told us to use carrot to make som tam.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigelandjan
Gert nearly took a swing at her.
Photographed pre-condiments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
Gravey would have taken care of washing that lot down mate , instead of ale .Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Mind you he is back in clink now :rolleyes:
Gravy a mere condiment??Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Be off man, take your dry pork belly, tasteless yorkies, poove asparagus, carrots with the nasty bits left on and ffs, is that a fucking zucchini? Italian faggotry at it's worst.
What's under the plate man, a gay pride sticker?
No sir, that is a fucking courgette. And it's about as masculine a vegetable as you can get. You people at Mc99s would do well to observe the fodder plated by Monsieur Slap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
Oh-ho...!Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99Gravy a mere condiment??Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Be off man, take your dry pork belly, tasteless yorkies, poove asparagus, carrots with the nasty bits left on and ffs, is that a fucking zucchini? Italian faggotry at it's worst.
What's under the plate man, a gay pride sticker?
That's what it is - a pork square of something or another.
Thanks for the identification, Sid...:)
Smuggling a zucchini over the Alps in you bottom and calling it le'courgette doesn't make it any less poove.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
FACT!
Pilsner Urquell is probably my favorite beer. Well done, sir and I'd green you if I could.
^ 3 bottles for £5 in Sainsburys.
It's usually a toss up between the Uquell, Leffe and Staropramen from the shelves since pubs have become obsolete in the life of Mr Slap.
One pint of Kronenberg - £4!?
On yer bike.
Was 4.95 for a pint of K when I lived in Chiswick and that was years ago.
Was 4.95 for a pint of K when I lived in Chiswick and that was years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
[QUOTE="Necron99"]a pint of K[/QUOTE As in K cider?
They obviously have a 50 per cent mark up for Ozzie trash.
[QUOTE=somtamslap;2840042]Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
No konigsburg 1499 or whatever it is.
Shit pub too, just by the station.
How GayQuote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Get the lingo right - slang for Kronenberg is 'a pint of the numbers'. Never, ever would you here a self respecting Englishman ask for a pint of K.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
Unless you're pre pubescent and drink in a park...
This shit has a lot to answer for:
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Originally Posted by somtamslap
Ooooo Errrr....be having some of that please....
On the contrary, dear Bollinger. For it is considered extremely homosexual indeed to drink in licensed emporiums nowadays. One must generally go by Tarquin or Sebastian and sip little white wine spritzers while thinking about penis if one is to frequent a public house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
You'll see.
Unless of course you go to Wetherspoons, and the prerequisite for doing so is not to wash.
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Originally Posted by somtamslap
So you are keeping your courgette muching options open by having a foot planted firmly in each camp eh?
Back on topic.
I'm sick of food, done with pies, pasties, roasts, steak, fish, bread.
Last night I had a packet (large) of lays bbq crisps for dinner.
Sounds divine. Pics? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
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Originally Posted by HeadworxSounds divine. Pics? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Necron99
Was going to plate them with some woster, melted cheese and bacon bits, but then decided to just have them au'naturale out of the bag.
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Sour cream with onion soup mix is a fine dip....
^Sure is, especially with BBQ chips. But if a guy is saying grace over a packet of chips, kitchen duties of any type are probably out of the question + this is available at all purveyors of fine foods in Thailand.
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In the company of other like-minded guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Real men in a real pub. Not the fashionable martini/wine bars...
Still gay.:)
I sorta got used to Sainsbury's Pear Cider when i was there a couple of weeks ago. Went through a couple or three of the big bottles.
Terry aint gonna be pleased ^ best clean your act up a bit
I still reckon the humble roast chicken takes a bit of beating for value .
Yesterday this little beaut provided us with roast dinner , then chicken salad for both our work food today ,, then tonight dinner for me plus another chicken salad for the wife tomorrow plus chicken sandwiches for me .
Marrows supplied by a kind neighbour along with courgettes now cause he,s grown too many potatoes out my garden Tesco Blue + white label carrots
Very cheap eating here if you work it out right
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