Thread: Breakfast

You have the fancy ‘jok’ with presentation greens. :thumbs up:

Fried rice, unfortunately the egg was slightly overdone.

Originally Posted by Mendip

The wife's gone poached egg mad lately, and to day is was rice porridge, or 'jok', if that's how you spell it.

It's no jok knocking up the wife's foreign food on her birthday in hope of a bj

A splendid looking job too

Happy Birthday to the Long Suffering better half, fella

^ However did you know that?

Yeah, the wife's getting older.

I'll pass on your best wishes... and I'm also having quite a nice day thanks, she's gone out to spend the day with her family!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

in hope of a bj

Originally Posted by Mendip

and I'm also having quite a nice day thanks

That's definitely TMI, Mendy.

Today I had poached eggs, with mushrooms AND ham.

The wife likes to mix it up a bit.

Today I am a lucky lucky lucky bastard!



And just to be clear, the ham was cold and slightly fatty!

I must admit that I'd prefer the mushroom not cooked in garlic but I feel that after 18 years I've left it a little bit late to point this out.

I like an easy life.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Today I had poached eggs, with mushrooms AND ham.

The wife likes to mix it up a bit.

She's been spoiling you lately, what does she want?
You should probably be a bit worried..

^^ and a breakfast beer!

I don’t believe a word you say about trouble in paradise!

A water melon and banana smoothie!

With half a fresh lime from the garden squeezed in... my teeth are fukked anyway.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

^^ and a breakfast beer!

It's fkn pink, you loon.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Today I had poached eggs, with mushrooms AND ham.

The wife likes to mix it up a bit.

Today I am a lucky lucky lucky bastard!



And just to be clear, the ham was cold and slightly fatty!

I must admit that I'd prefer the mushroom not cooked in garlic but I feel that after 18 years I've left it a little bit late to point this out.

I like an easy life.

Be grateful for small mercies. Ya gotta pick yer battles I find

Not the double nosh I envisaged on your wifes birthday

^ It's not like you to make an inappropriate, lewd comment.

What's up mate... has the Tube strike put everyone on the buses?


Thankfully there are of course bigger issues than tube strikes, tax avoidance and paedophile camaraderie...

Actually, maybe there isn't... not after listening to UK politics on the radio all day!


But anyway, around 08:00hrs I was given this...



And I do love a bit of porridge with fruit smoothie (not breakfast beer), and it's great for the cholesterol, etc etc.

What's not to like?

What's not to like is that it just doesn't hit the spot. At 10:30 hrs I was given this...



A sausage and onion sarnie (no egg or cheese) which was delicious... but I didn't know if it was the rest of my breakfast, or my lunch?

As it turned out, it was my lunch.

My moan is, why can't Thais stick to regular meal times so I know where I am?

The free feeds just keep coming. Bloody moaning Pom.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I do love a bit of porridge with fruit smoothie (not breakfast beer), and it's great for the cholesterol, etc etc.

Porridge is amazing....My uncle is well into his 80's on a lifelong religious diet of porridge in the mornings, he was also an avid seafarer like yourself although he doesn't gorge on sausages two hours after his oats

In fact a guy in the pub asked him the other night what his secret was.

I once sucked a cock for a watch threw him a bit

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The free feeds just keep coming. Bloody moaning Pom.

Nothing free about them feeds.

Mendys missus is softening him up for something...

Jok on. Flouncy

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Nothing free about them feeds.

Mendys missus is softening him up for something...

You could be onto something there?

Ummm, can I just say that there's nothing soft about me.

If you know what I mean.

Talk like that is no jok.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Ummm, can I just say that there's nothing soft about me

Originally Posted by Mendip

Ummm, can I just say that there's nothing soft about me.

If you know what I mean.

Passport renewal is due?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Talk like that is no jok.

And neither is that picture.

What is not jok about it cybil? It's fooking rice soup innit

Yeah, and rice soup is called Khao Tom.

Bldytwat.

^ So what have I been eating then?

I'm sure the wife calls it 'jok'.

Mind you, she calls baramundi 'carrymandy', which always makes me smile.

And she calls Lola... 'Raurah'. That makes me smile as well.