Thread: Breakfast

I'd buy a proper loaf of bread.

Piccy bastards, looks fine to me when i'm staring at my oats, bran and blueberries.

Fair bit of fried bread on that plate Dill,gotta be careful with that stuff.
Tastes good but clogs your pipes

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Fair bit of fried bread on that plate Dill,gotta be careful with that stuff.
Tastes good but clogs your pipes

Are your eyes painted on Chitti? No fried bread on that plate.

Unless he edited it and removed it... same as he did all the other interesting implements he had on the original picture!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

What really sets a full English off...and why no place in Thailand gets close to the wife's fry up-
Heinz beanz
Richmond sausages
Sloanes back bacon
Fags
Banana insertion
Butt plug
Vitimin V
Dog Turd on Toast

Hungover AF, served with a Berocca chaser this helped.

^Certainly won't get anything like that at MickeyDs.

Do you call those rolls or buns?

Originally Posted by SKkin

Do you call those rolls or buns?

(Muffin, by the way, as in chip muffin. Barms are also possible. Sliced bread is a butty. *Expect regional variations.* )

Originally Posted by SKkin

Do you call those rolls or buns?

Personally, i would go with calling them an incipient heart attack.

Baps.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Baps.

https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe...d-rolls-302697

Lulu, the latest Blueberries Brother.

Great breakfast at Crossroads Nan this morning. 280 baht.

Looks nice, whats the point of those two stupid bowls on the plate though?

If you can't eat it, it shouldn't be on a plate.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Lulu, the latest Blueberries Brother.

Good work. Did you still use sugar on your cornflakes?
You'll only do that once

^^ That does look tasty.


^ Lord no. I know I'm sweet enough already.

^^^ Actually, those eggs are over cooked, the bacon cremated and the hashbrowns look deep fried and there's no signs of grease on the plate.

Take the fucker back

Originally Posted by BoganInParasite

Great breakfast at Crossroads Nan this morning. 280 baht.

That looks pretty damn good for Nan.

280 baht is a bit pricey though.

Hope you're not still converting into £.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Lulu, the latest Blueberries Botherer.

Really?

Sausage and bacon sanger to soak up the weekends booze

One of Nature's finest hangover cures

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Looks nice, whats the point of those two stupid bowls on the plate though?

I can't help with why the 'shrooms are in a bowl, but there was Beangate on a local food group years ago that almost spilled into a sword-fight in real life over if baked beans should be allowed to touch anything else on the plate or if they must be in their own bowl. What's noted as being the best FEB in Pattaya (Smokin Joes) serves theirs in a little saucepan on the plate and that's the local standard these days .

Couldn't give a flying fuck personally, as long as they're on the plate somewhere!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^^^ Actually, those eggs are over cooked, the bacon cremated and the hashbrowns look deep fried and there's no signs of grease on the plate.

Take the fucker back

The things that some consume and refer it to acceptable and civilised.