Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Was you wearing last season's snide utd top?

A Great British breakfast classic!

Quick,nutritional and refined, served best with a mug of builders tea and a squirt of TD man sauce.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

nutritional and refined,

Tea looks rather anaemic to be honest pal.

Anyway her was yesterdays breakfast.



£10.50 Curry Buffet! Only remembered having taken this picture yesterday because I just had to call the coastguard to warn them about the shit I just did.

Hit a curry buffet like a street fight - get in first, hard and dirty. Didn't bother will all that bread and rice crap. Plates of meat, veges with scoops of lime chutney.

Even the missus managed 3 small plate full.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Didn't bother will all that bread

Well no...it looks like a used Elastoplast.

The post-it notes are a classy touch.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well no...it looks like a used Elastoplast.

The post-it notes are a classy touch.

Bread was freshly cooked naam bread. Nowt wroung with it.

The psot it notes were indeed classy. Reason being there was a young family there and the children were unsure of the food and were reticent. The Bengali own thought for a moment then then pulled out the post it notes with explanations of heat and content. I'd say that was a classy act indeed consider they usually don't give a fuck. #

Anyway - £10.50 .Ain't the bloody ritz or one of those shit holes other posters take pictures of presenting them like the emporers new cloths. Only surprise was that snubb was not raiding the bins out the back.

No mention of Kingfisher Sid?

^ Dick.

Jokes on you cock sucker - visited that bad boy three times. Needed an epidural for the shite I did.

Shreddies

I admire how you took the time to match your gay as fuck place mats with your gay as fuck breakfast cereal.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

I admire how you took the time to match your gay as fuck place mats with your gay as fuck breakfast cereal.

It's all about the art, isn't it? Hopefully though there was a practical benefit involved in that the shredded wheat finally firmed up his bowels...

Originally Posted by CSFFan

It's all about the art, isn't it? Hopefully though there was a practical benefit involved in that the shredded wheat finally firmed up his bowels...

According to the messages written on the toilet door in Bozytown, he's toight as a toiger.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

the messages written on the toilet door in Bozytown, he's toight as a toiger.

How would you know that?

Are you this Slack Harris bloke?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

How would you know that?

Are you this Slack Harris bloke?

Not me buddy. I was a volunteer paramedic for a while and we had a call there. Some black murkin called Ray was suffocating having got 20 rent boys to fill his gimp mask up with jizz. It solidified and we have to chip it off him with a lady boy's stiletto. Needed a piss and saw it then. Managed to take a picture of course.

^ Echoes of last years Xmas do.

Farking hell - gayray spunk filled gimp mask again? Ho ho ho lol

Pair of wronguns

Decided to jump on the Blueberry bandwagon.



They're very tasty.


Though didn't get much before it was nicked.

Uhhh ohh looks like your mums in town. Either that of you've started hanging out with Garth

You know what it's like, ask Santa for Tia Carrera, get Garth Algar. :/

I'll quickly check on Craigslist and see is she can be identified.

Ham sausage frittata this morning. With sauteed onions, oregano, ground cumin seeds, garlic, black pepper, two eggs and vintage cheese. All allowed under a keto diet.

^ no toast?