Thread: Lunch ... the second course

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

the free jalapeño popper

I doubt that even Chitty's dog would eat that!

What kind of cretin would give jalapeño poppers to a dog?

^ oh yeah, some nobber who cooks them himself

Have you shit the bed or something?

It's just gone 5am where you are.

Im normally up at 3.15 am:..Its my day off, had a lie in.

I thought that jalapeno popper had popped out again.

I do need a tom tit as it goes and one of them did taste a bit funny.

Where are you working nowadays?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I do need a tom tit as it goes and one of them did taste a bit funny.

Where are you working nowadays?

I've moved. I might move again too if I have another week like this week.

What time does the beer garden open?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I never knew I could have periods out of my arse until the morning after my first binge on them.

You sure that was the food?

I went to Ibiza in my youth with the lads. This one lad Ricky, a bit of a gobshite like Willy was paraplegic and comatose on the floor the one morning after a night out. Some horrible bastard spat in a condom and nudged it slightly into his arsehole with a pen before leaving him and getting back on it.
He was pretty quiet for the rest of the hol.

^ That should say paralletic, not paraplegic. Spellchecker

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What time does the beer garden open?

9am at Spoons, I think

I bet that Eye-beef-oh trip with the lads was one to remember.

Originally Posted by aging one

I actually think they are too big here.

Same with mussels . . . NZ green-lip mussels are simply not even half as good as the smaller ones . . . ah, a bowl of moules in Belgium . . .

Originally Posted by Headworx

I also like Killers and Mornay

Mornay for sure

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

jalapeño

Somebody googled.

Was riding past a wee Mexican place.




Would've been rude not to.

At least you had good company.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You sure that was the food?

I went to Ibiza in my youth with the lads. This one lad Ricky, a bit of a gobshite like Willy was paraplegic and comatose on the floor the one morning after a night out. Some horrible bastard spat in a condom and nudged it slightly into his arsehole with a pen before leaving him and getting back on it.
He was pretty quiet for the rest of the hol.

Never mind . What happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. Or something like that

Originally Posted by panama hat

Same with mussels . . . NZ green-lip mussels are simply not even half as good as the smaller ones . . . ah, a bowl of moules in Belgium . . .



Mornay for sure

Moules & frites done in the Belgian way loorvely

Originally Posted by Edmond

Da fuc that thing is swimming. It would not happen to be a British owned Mexican place?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Da fuc that thing is swimming.

It's a passport. Have you never seen one?

Originally Posted by Edmond

It's a passport. Have you never seen one?

Have you ever been to Mexico, dipshit? Because I have. On top of that, I live on the west coast of the US and authentic Mexican joints are everywhere.

Nice try though, runt.

^ You 2 should try crossing pickles sometime


Ham,cheese, piccalilli and Branston decker

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ You 2 should try crossing pickles sometime


Ham,cheese, piccalilli and Branston decker

Piccalilli AND Branston??!??!?

What is it with you southerners?

Originally Posted by Basement Blob

Have you ever been to Mexico

Half a dozen times. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

Half a dozen times

Originally Posted by Edmond

Basement Blob

Oh, my the runt is triggered.

^ I'm afraid you greatly overestimate the effect of posts from a passport-less, obese, penniless virgin that lives in his parent's Seattle basement in his 50's.


Anyway, lunch: Reheated pizza.




Deeeeelisherous.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Piccalilli AND Branston??!??!?

What is it with you southerners?

Never mind the mixing of relishes. Why do they need 3 slices of bread?