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    Can't ya see they're false?

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    Do you think I can see through all this murky ether?...

    How are you, ENT?...


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    Is ether that dense?

    Boxa birds mate, Anne U?

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    Aren't some mofos here as dense as shite?...

    Waiting for Godot here, innit?...

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    Ain't tit amazing?

    Will Angels dootlden?

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    Only one tit amazing?...

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    One tit be de light full?

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    If the sun goes down on Elton, is he gay?...

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    Isn't custard?

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    Didn't he die at the Little Big Horn?...(sigh)...

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    Was it that big that it killed him?

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    Maybe it was his ego?...

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    Where did he get that from?

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    What came first: the chicken, or the egg?...

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    Why doesn't an egg taste like chicken, like everything else does?

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    Does everything else taste like chicken?

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    If it walks like an egg, is it a chicken?...

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    Is it a duck?

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    Does it talk like an egg?...

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    What do eggs say?

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    did they tell this joke ?

    Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
    A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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    What do chickens say?...

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    Bwaaaak buk buk buh...rww?

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    are you speaking that rhode island red dialect?

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    Aren't you the chicken whisperer?...


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