Does a chicken shit eggs?...

Does a chicken shit eggs?...
Don't eggs come out of their beaks?

If a woodchuck could chuck chickens, how many eggs would it eat?...
Would a woodchuck chuck chickens, or would a woodchuck chuck wood?

But the little bugger would need a meal break, wouldn't it?...
Are you some sort of animal rights activist?

Would a woodchucking union for woodchucks work?...
Would the woodchucker union for woodchucks wear red shirts?

Would they give a fck what colour shirts they wore?...
Don't you think the right colour would help gain popular support from the rural masses?

Do you think they'd be better off in yellow?....
If we voted on it would there be election fraud?

Don't you think the little buggers should wear pink panties in protest?...
Do you like the idea of a woodchucker in pink panties?

A great idea, innit?...
Have you ever considered running for president?

President of the pink panties for woodchucks club?...
Would it not represent the fulfillment of a lifelong dream?

A dream of unionized woodchucks?...
Or a dream of pink panties?

Even on a water buffalo?...
Aren't water buffalos quite sickly creatures?
Are they?
Isn't it true many in Isaan get poorly?

Don't the ones with pink panties stand a better chance of survival?...
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