Why not?...

Why not?...
Wouldn't it be be quicker to run downstairs?
You mean quicker than running upstairs?
if you're in such a hurry to move about the building , why not install a fire-mans pole and a trampoline ?

do you put the tramp at the bottom of the pole?

How about a pole dancer?...
Can you imagine a pole dancing fireman on a trampoline?

Is she wearing knickers?...
Wouldn't you if you were her?

Would it matter much?...

she wouldn't want to get a pube caught ,would she?
On the fireman's pole?
what times the boxing starting ?
Don't you like watching a pole dancing firemen doing the tango with a knickerless bit of fluff on a trampoline?

What times are her shows, and where does she dance?...
Not sure these days, doesn't she flounces out from place to place?

Was she at the Ambassador with Elvis?...
Is that where she goes?

Do you think she comes there, too?...
Would depend on who she's with this week, wouldn't it?

How does one start a pole here?...

do you push his buttons?

Would I need a key?...

are you suggesting it could be a pull start?

Do you think it might need a pull or two?...
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