Thread: Continue The Story

assorted bits of...

...juicy gossip they heard from...

the street which is the most reliable...

... poll proving poofter punter posters predicted ...

that "landing" on planet Nana was more difficult than...

^getting a table at Gullivers with sausages in hand...

because the doorman's smile was deceiving since he would not...(hi katie)...

..let a stately elderly gentleman enter, so..

(Hi bb, waves back)

the old git blew a gasket and pulled a banana out of his...

...pocket. It was slightly squashed and sticky, kinda like...

a kumquat, one of those strange...

Foreign fruits that smell heavenly but taste like...

(Had to google kumquat. Lol. Gotta go - bye!)

a skunk's arse, or so said my friend who once tried...

...selling me a secondhand...

... pair of used sailor skivvies stolen from King Neptune's ...

^underwear drawer, but they were...

soaking wet and filled with....

...memories of...

the night before which included one bottle of liquor, 2 bargirls and 3....

... back packer chicks from the UK who liked their ...

...sailor boys well...

lubricated as they prepared them for...

err...sailing...which was the loose term used for...

dressing in drag and going to...

sea as a lubricated young...