because he was a very small man whose nose reached only to...

because he was a very small man whose nose reached only to...
their elbows....

which were quite close to their...
sides.....

which confused the poor...
blind man and the penguin, while the nun.....

was simply unprepared for...
....being taken like that, without.....

a condom which was probably bad manners; however,...
...goodness intervenes, and...

he bought a special one from...

...a bloke at a car-boot sale outside Swindon...

where it is said that condoms can be had for...
...fucking,and also for transporting.....
delight inside a penguin mistaken for a nun....
... who was actually Whoopie Goldberg who Ted Danson bent over the ...
barrel of...

a ...

...12 year old single malt. This rare...

concoction proved to be just the...
ticket to....

happiness for the sweet young...

...debutante from East Texas, home of...

the famous Yellow Rose of yore who...

...rode ‘em hard and left ‘em...
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