when they realized little boys don't have wallets...
when they realized little boys don't have wallets...

so they can't eat unless...
they wipe their bottoms first, which some have not learned...

to cover quickly enough before...
he arrives...

with the roto-rooter strapped firmly to...
...the dilapidated van he purchased from...
Kevin the Leg....
... the chav bloke who likes to lick the ...
....windows of a particular forum and..
...that's no easy feat considering...

it's windows 10 which he can't quite...
...fall in love with, but that's life, innit, he mused whilst...
licking the screen...

anyway. After the brief session, he stepped out into the night air which...
was 10 floors up......

so he was fooked...End of...Except, when he was halfway down...
he learned how to fly...

like the Red Bull car driver who flew away with...
loadsa loot...

intended for...
... his mia noi living in ...

a highrise apartment just outside...
...the boundaries of decency, which lies somewhere east of...

heaven and just west of...
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