Thread: Continue The Story

at Pizza Hut in Bangers because they ________

only use forks and spoons...

because all the knives are...

...in the pawn shop where...

they will inevitably be used for...

...screwdrivers, chisels, and other inappropriate things that make handymen...

crazy because they are not to be...

... found in church praying as they don't ...

think it will make them any more...

...stoned than they already are, yet..

stoned they were...

which may seem unusual, but...

....as Bob Dylan once sang - they'll stone ya when you're....

riding in your car; they'll stone you when you're...

smoking a guitar,..

but ya wouldn't feel so all alone if...

had yer talking bone..

..., a topped up tank and an open road...

and the wind in yer hair while floatin' down the...

... Bosphorus on your way to visit a compound full ...

of...

donkeys being stuffed...

up the...

nostrils with...

...mentholated...