don't stink, hell, it floats on air and...
don't stink, hell, it floats on air and...

it will produce the most god-awful...
offensive odor, reminiscent of...

a rodent that has crawled up their collective arses and...
died, rotting and fetid, in the putrid heat of a dung pile...

in the middle of the summer, and in the meantime, Elvis took his...
...newly acquired young concubine to the Hua Hin getaway, where he was met by..

a troop of - what else - ladyboys who were quite willing to...
exercise their preferred method of lifting wallets while...
tickling...

him betwixt...
arsehole and breakfast time...

which was both strange and...
interesting, considering the....

fact that he ate a very late breakfast and his arsehole was...
very sticky...

with betel nut juice and other...
varied fluids, mostly procured whilst...

dribbling on about...
dis, dat n' de udder ting, 'cause...

dey were more important dan...
Graceland's entrance fee. Tix on e-bay asking price...

$100 US, but a family pack also includes...
diapers for men...
and an audience with the King, batteries not included...
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