Thread: Continue The Story

...when SOE exposes his cockatoo at Graceland, while his father...

licks the...

...postage stamps for out going mail, while Priscilla attends to the....

stringing of the...

...miniature lights for the spirit houses, in which the Big E had personal supervision in their selection. "Never can be to careful these days....", had been his mantra ever since...

he drove the pink Cadillac into the...

neon Graceland sign in front of...

Graceland, which may seem strange, but...

what the hell, it's Graceland after all, Priscilla called...

but there was no reply...

concerned, she immediately arranged for...

...her beloved SOE to join the Graceland eunuchs because of the situation that had arisen at...

the mansion, big E's flatulence was giving Priscilla the shits, someone had ....

...laced durian in his peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Alas, the eunuchs described the foul play as..

nothing short of...

anarchy. The eunuchs called the keystone cops to report...

the flatulence, which was a stupid thing to do because...

...it seemed to be all rage amongst the elite, yet banned...

by the junta because...

....the twelve points of happiness didn't include foul gastricisms emanating from ones anus, but changes were on the way - now one can...

pass wind freely as long as it smells like....

a rose and not a...

klong, turpentine, or soi dog. However, exceptions exist for...

elite members because their shit...

...certainly doesn't stink, but...