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    ....which were expensive and an unusual variety.....

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    mango flavoured.....

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    because the sardines jumped from the water to...

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    FuckYouShima Fine Arts College and there it was, a mango tree in the middle of...

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    her crutch, producing mangos like...

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    there was no tomorrow, which, indeed...

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    ...but there's the day after.

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    the night before..

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    So, there they were, walking past Foodland on the way to Sukhumvit, in the dark of a steamy Bangkok night, when suddenly, out of nowhere, or was it really somewhere, came this...



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    which apparently gave him wings because...

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    he didn't know what time of day it was.........

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    where he'd buried his bone...

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    so the butcher gave hm another......

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