but was far far away dreaming about a bottle of
but was far far away dreaming about a bottle of

Leo and a bag of...
vinegar flavoured chips...
as he dreamt on , the backpacker fired up 'his' new tuk tuk and picked up his first
bandy legged date...

reached around "her" and found that...
the mango had a stalk...
on.........and it felt kinda nice

which was strange because...
mangos are usually....

without stalk, but this one had a massive...
hole in it; just the right size for the backpacker to stick his
nose in...

gearshift from the tuk-tuk; however, this was...

trouble because now he had his nose AND the shifter...
wedged in a mango...

and he was completely fcked and exposed to...
hordes of sardines..
and all sorts of different flavoured juices
third eye.The woken tuk tuk owner was now in hot persuit armed with a

huge mango knife and a group of...
coyote dancers ..

who circled him and started jerking...
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