naval cadet, spelling was one of his
naval cadet, spelling was one of his
duities ,and he fucked by rongly spelling the word
Coxswain. It

caused a lot of grief in the showers where he was buggered senseless by...
, in both senses of the word, his first mate. It left him feeling...
happy,in all 7 senses of the word , as his first mate was a Swedish girl called

Maja, who had an operation to remove...
a mouth organ from
from a tree , as the wind kept a haunting tune on it , called
Bjorn en Slaggenhag, which never found popularity outside Sweden as it roughly translates to

fcking your neighbour's gopher while...
reciting Latiin grammatical conjugations. "Amo Amas Amat" it went, "I love...

to stay at the Amari," he said to...
make himself feel better, but

really he was sick of the whole...
sorry tale, he had lost

his left shoe...
along with his leg in

the rip tide at...
Flushing, which by pure coincidence was

similar to the infamous rip tide that claimed...
it was perfectly innocent of having...

taken the tourists on their final...
shopping trip where they get shafted left, right and centre as well as
being given the opportunity to
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