Thread: Continue The Story

made one walk kinda funny, maybe, if...

^ the acne was as large as almonds...

yeah, as big as these beauties...

he could pretend to be a choco loving Chinaguy...

so with his amazing powers and nimble...

nuts, his acne disappeared; some said it was because the falling object struck...

not on his head but........

impaled itself in his...

box of confectionery which should have...

been properly concealed, but the idiot had it placed...

straight up his....

jumper resulting in a rather awkward...

shuffle which he carries to this day since all the specialists told him that...

the jumper was his long lost twin, which...

some say is bullshit, or even buffalo shit, but others will...

choose to believe, since it is known...

by few, but enjoyed by...

an ever growing number of...

Elvis impersonators....

and this group will likely be...

^wearing white glittery costumes ...

to cover their.....

Chocolate covered nuts that

means that some will go without this holiday season, but...

it's Christmas, after all, so...