bicycle....
bicycle....
kick , the ball zoomed into the back of the net, as he scored the winner against
all odds, reaching...
all odds, reaching...

the high point of his short and dismal...
tap dancing career....

which was strange because...
as a priest....

one is strictly forbidden...
to engage in dancing on taps, spigots, faucets, valves or any other spouting protuberances...

because it is frowned on by the...
more conventional folk...

who value their taps and don't want some fat bastard...
dancing on their spigots, nickerless or not....

which is strange because most of the tap owners...
have permits.....

which, funnily enough, permit...
spigots and like protuberances to be erected and connected to.....
a high pressure water hose, which he deftly aimed at his
cat, which always came when he called, "Come here my little ...."...

pussy." In fact, he had other...
ways to keep his friend cool , including a rain making machine ,which
went nuts once and flooded the..
whole country with 2 feet 6 inches of
rectal lubricant that looked like beer causing a surge in male tourists from
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