carry umbrellas..
carry umbrellas..
designed by penguin himself.

Penguins first came to Thailand looking for...

Mars bar. Mars bar was a known troublemaker who
want to be whiter....

so he rubbed ice cream on his nuts and invented the snicker bar, located on soi...
where the dogs run ahead of you,...

then wheel around to attack while...
, back at the farm...

the larks still bravely singing fly...
Ing high in the sky, until suddenly...

scarce heard amid the guns below...
a naughty young lady.....

appeared from behind a haystack where...
she'd been....

stacking hay until the cows...
came home....

and the woodchucks...
sat down for dinner..

with the girl's younger sister who...
Got laid by a farang who said "i loveyou" and then promptly boarded a plane to London.
where his fat wife ....

found the condoms and the pictures of...
pal aces with (t) wats attended by enthusiastic..
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