Thread: Quick Jokes

An escaped lunatic assaulted a woman in a laundry then ran off.

Newspaper headline was

NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The key adverbs being ridiculous and petty.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Neither of those are adverbs.

Oh, are they not. Nevermind. How about my use of your you’re and their and there? Wanna focus on that too Mr tefler?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Oh, are they not. Nevermind. How about my use of your you’re and their and there? Wanna focus on that too Mr tefler?

No, because I don't think you used them in the sentence.

Fuckinghell you're hard work at times.

He's really strikingly dense, and don't you think he seems triggered?

Originally Posted by cyrille

He's really strikingly dense, and don't you think he seems triggered?

Triggered?

keep deflecting from the fact your petty, ridiculous, and quite, quite dumb.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

your petty, ridiculous, and quite, quite dumb.

Wow.

Projection personified.

Must not forget pettily that playing misty for me on an accordian,the verb fogging where pettyfogging is a minor quay. Or am I frogging a dud hearse?

Now there’s a decent classic horror movie.


They don’t make them like they used to.

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