Thread: Quick Jokes

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Don’t forget published author. I bet you haven’t pretended to be one of them either, eh Mau?

That was you wasn't it

Originally Posted by taxexile

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

Ha ha. Tax cracked a funny.

Originally Posted by armstrong

That was you wasn't it

Go on. Crack a funny armo.

Originally Posted by BLD

Go on. Crack a funny armo.

There's two fish in a tank, right.

One turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you man the guns".

how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.


Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!

What do you call a nose without a body?

No body nose

A lady goes to the doctor with a bee up her fanny.

The doctor thinks, then says "I'll rub honey on my dick and stick it in. When the bee smells it, I'll pull it out and the bee'll follow."

The doctor starts and the woman begins to moan. He starts going faster and harder and the woman yells "What the hell are you doing?"

Doctor says "Change of plan. I'll drown the bastard."

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy want to see you naked.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Don’t forget published author. I bet you haven’t pretended to be one of them either, eh Mau?

Oh look.

He's 'triggered'.

Oh look.

You're about a month late.

Ridiculous, petty old man.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Oh look.

You're about a month late.

It's been 7 days. What calender are you using? We call it a "week" in English.

Wilma's also at least five years older than me.

What a dick.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Wilma's also at least five years older than me.

What a dick.

The key adverbs being ridiculous and petty.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The key adverbs being ridiculous and petty.

Neither of those are adverbs.

This is so embarrassing for you.

Due to his developmental disorder, Willy's incapable of embarrassment. And the narcissism on top of that makes him always right, in his mind.

Really? Link please.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Really? Link please.

Exhibit A

Originally Posted by armstrong

There's two fish in a tank, right.

One turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you man the guns".

Fucking hilarious.Not

Originally Posted by BLD

Fucking hilarious.Not

If you don't understand it just say.

I get it. But it's not that funny
.a bit like you

Originally Posted by BLD

I get it. But it's not that funny
.a bit like you

We all have a differing sense of humour. Just unfortunate you sold yours to be Willy's little back up. Panama Hat did that too.

Probably a lesson there somewhere.

a young psychic midget named marge
went to jail on a serious charge.
but despite lock and key
the lady broke free
and the news said "small medium at large".

Originally Posted by taxexile

"small medium at large".

Whoosh , top hole.