A lady goes to the doctor with a bee up her fanny.

The doctor thinks, then says "I'll rub honey on my dick and stick it in. When the bee smells it, I'll pull it out and the bee'll follow."

The doctor starts and the woman begins to moan. He starts going faster and harder and the woman yells "What the hell are you doing?"

Doctor says "Change of plan. I'll drown the bastard."