Okay, one more...

An old thai guy walks into a bar right up to the most beautiful gurl he could find. He says to her, "I'm totally your 'spec' (สเปค <- the thai word for specification, meaning type), I'm tall (สูง), long (ยาว), white (ขาว) and tight (ตึง)".

The gurl looked at the old man incredulously and the guy said, "I'm tall in age, I'm far-sighted, my hair is white and I have ringing ears..
สูงอายุ สายตายาว ผมขาว หูตึง

Okay, that one for sure was a LOT funnier in thai...

Gimme credit, I'm tryin' here..