Quote Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt View Post
I was walking down the street in Birkenhead and a bird came up to me and said
"Are you looking for a good time mister"
I said "I've only got a fiver on me"
She said "It's alright I've got change"
Warning: Predecimal joke alert.

This Barrister is walking into court and this hooker says "Do you fancy a good time love?".

He says "Excuse me madam, I am the Crown Solicitor".

She replies "Don't worry about that love, I'm the half a crown solicitor".

rat-a-tat-*ching*