Thread: Quick Jokes

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."

5555555555 Thanks, Boonie. Here's one for you:

Two cannibals are having dinner. Cannibal One says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
C Two says, "Then just eat the noodles."

Thanks, Dennis Miller. kyakyakya