Little Johnny was running up and down the aisle of the plane
making an awful racket and disturbing all the passengers and
cabin crew. Everything was tried to pacify the boy but nothing
worked, including pleading to his indifferent parents.

The captain was finally summoned whereupon he took little
Johnny to the back toilet.

Five minutes later he emerged leaving Johnny in the toilet.
He returned to the cockpit where quiet remained in the cabin
for the rest of the flight. Only when the seat belt sign was
switched on for landing was Johnny told to come out of the
toilet.

The purser was amazed, and after landing she asked the captain
what did he do to shut little Johnny up.
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"I taught him how to play with himself."