A man goes to confession and says: "Forgive me father for
I have sinned. Last night I made love
to twins, half my age,
in positions that I think are illegal."
The priest thinks for a few minutes and says: "Buy seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and then drink it"
"Will this cleanse me of my sin..?" asks the man.
"No" says the priest. "But it'll wipe that fuckin' smile off your face..!"