A fellow was stranded on a dessert island for 3 months when out of the blue a beautifull blond girl in a wet suit appears on the beach one morning.
He approaches her and she says, would you like a smoke.
Yes he replies.
She unzipes her wet suit and takes out a packet of cigarettes and a lighter.
She then says, would you like a drink?
Of course he says.
She then unzips her wet suit further right down to her mound of venus and produces a bottle of Johnny Black.
He drinks half of it.
She then says, you must be desparate, would you like to play a round.

He says "What? You got a set of fucking clubs in there as well?"