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    Accidentally drank invisible ink . Am now in hospital waiting to be seen.

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    Dear Tag Heuer, I'm quite sure not to need a watch anymore if I end up under 50m of water.

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    I hate when the toilet roll is empty and I have to go get a new one with the trousers down my knees.
    Luckily I am not far away from Walmarts now

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    When I was young you could walk into the grocery store
    with 1 pound and come out with an icecream, some candy
    and a big bottle of lemonade.
    Nowadays they have cameras everywhere..

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    What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
    Electric eels were discovered by western science after the discovery of electricity.

    What amazonian tribes and others called them, who knows.

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    Mailman delivering mail at Christmas knocks on a door,
    Blond lady opens the door, invites him in . fucks him and afterwards gives him a dollar.
    Lady says the mailman . thank you very much for the fuck, but why the dollar?
    Well said the blond, I was talking with my husband last night and I ask him
    " Honey the mailman will be coming tomorrow and I want o give him something for Christmas
    what should I give him? and he said " " Fuck him !! give him a dollar"
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    A mate asked, R u getting any on the side mate? I said, Its been so long that I didn't know they moved it.

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    Cyrill was in the kitchen cleaning up the mess on the floor, I asked "Did you spill the milk" He said "No, just farted".

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