The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[bsnub]

My marriage offer is still there, if you've been giving it some thought

[Mendip]

^ And yet he wants to get me on a canal boat and show me his 'rock formation'???

Reg Dingle, please declare yourself, you Cad.

[Headworx]

Nice at it is, are the Scots known for having an unhealthy diet, at all?

It is known as the land of deep fried everything, if that helps with your question.

[armstrong]

Might be of help to some bloke. Saw these for the first time recently and gave them a go, they're made in Belgium.
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Into the Airfryer, the instructions say 200c for 10 minutes with one shake at half-time but I gave them 12 minutes, half a dozen shakes, and seasoned them with Garlic salt during cooking.
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And there we go, crispy on the outside and soft centres with a good taste. Will definitely buy another bag for the freezer, perfect when the craving for a plate of chips kicks in
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10mins!! Wife's been talking about an airfryer but if I can get these in villa that's a deal breaker.

[pickel]

It is known as the land of deep fried everything, if that helps with your question.

McCains is actually a Canadian company, though, oddly, the air fryer version isn't available here.

[Joe 90]

35p mama noodles from China town yesterday..

[DrWilly]

Healthy eating, I see.

[Headworx]

^Can certainly see why he's qualified to throw shit at other people's cooking though

[Joe 90]

I'm all heart, I let the dog finish it off.

Salivate over that DD

[DrWilly]

I'm all heart, I let the dog finish it off.

Salivate over that DD

Even the dog didn't want your food, Shitty.

[PAG]

^^


A Scotch pie in a roll quite common in Jock land.

[dirk diggler]

Give us a break, we deep fry healthy food too.

[hallelujah]

A variation on the original Wigan kebab: Two pies on a stick.

[DrWilly]

^^


A Scotch pie in a roll quite common in Jock land.

That aint a roll, but ok...

[Looper]

Add a twist of flair to your 1.1Kg cottage pie by adding some grated cheese

Really go crazy with some ground pepper and italian herbs

Et viola

[PAG]

^

Impressive foil container, pie looks good for store bought. Cheese topping makes it a 'thatched' pie.

[Joe 90]

Appears the two action figures are gonna get down and dirty in the cheesy smelling cottage.

[Reg Dingle]

Read this recipe about adding sugar to mustard and searing the joint before throwing it in the oven for 2 hours..

Life's too short...



Chucked some foil over it, plonked in the oven and told alexa to set timer.

[malmomike77]

flour & mustard powder, good deals on beef over Easter, £6.49p / Kg

[hallelujah]

Read this recipe about adding sugar to mustard and searing the joint before throwing it in the oven for 2 hours..

Life's too short...



Chucked some foil over it, plonked in the oven and told alexa to set timer.

You can do it with a ham as well.

I did one for my mum and dad at Christmas a few years ago with sugar, mustard and cloves and cooked it in cider.

My mum loved the ham but just had to put up with me and my dad for 3 days pissed up on the easy rider.

[hallelujah]

flour & mustard powder, good deals on beef over Easter, £6.49p / Kg

Chitty's new squeeze got that on Monday night for 43p

'I was a yellow sticker virgin but my 43p bank holiday chicken has got me hooked' - Manchester Evening News

[Reg Dingle]

Just like Momma used to make

[Reg Dingle]

Strained the juices, added some flour, made a roux ...



I don't normally eat onion with roast dinners.. bit when I do I down half of one of Willy's portions

[hallelujah]

In the absence of alcohol, I love a pint of gravy on the side with my dinner too.

Welcome to the north.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Have you ever experienced yum yum and trifle?

Where has it been all my life?



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