The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[Topper]

Its my chili con carne with pinto beans. Comes out very nice. I can give you the recipe. Easy prep and easy cooking. Longer it cooks on low in the oven the better. I do about 3 hours.

If I can get all of the ingredients here, please send it. I do my chili low and slow in a pot on the stove, but would love to see how you make yours.

[SKkin]

^^ Up next...

[SKkin]

I do my chili low and slow in a pot on the stove

Would work just as well in a slow cooker/Crock Pot, no?

[NamPikToot]

Would work just as well in a slow cooker/Crock Pot, no?

how i do mine.

[Dillinger]

Jesus, I hope thaiguzzi doesn't come across this thread, cooking and swapping recipe's, you guys are really gonna be in for it if he does

He won't think of looking in here for his daily dose of gaybashing

Easy prep and easy cooking

So that'll be a can of Prego then?

I do my chili low and slow in a pot on the stove, but would love to see how you make yours.

how i do mine

And a couple of Grandma's secret recipes

[aging one]

So that'll be a can of Prego then?

Nope not much tomato in my chili. For the tomato I use Polpa from Cirrio. Nice chunks of tomato that fall apart. One big can for say 3 liters of chili.

[Looper]

15 seconds to put the fish on the oven tray.



8 seconds to squirt the tartar sauce.



I am working on my nouvelle cuisine presentation skills for my bloke food.

There is no reason why quickly prepared food needs to be hastily arranged and presented.

Not sure about this effort.

Needs a splash of colour with a green sprig of something.

Also a bit too geometric. Need a more organic formation.

[baldrick]

the TD blokes cookery thread now requires you to list the calories in keeping with all the exercising and admiring your glutes in the mirror threads

[Looper]

^I think the fish fillets should be not too bad. Fish is decent protein.

But I could get severely marked down for the carbs in the breadcrumb coating...

[Neverna]

^I think the fish fillets should be not too bad. Fish is decent protein.

But I could get severely marked down for the carbs in the breadcrumb coating...

Plus the 32g of fat in that portion of fish.


44.25g of protein = 177 cal
32.5g of fat = 292.5 cal
66.75g of carbohydrates = 267 cal

Total calories = 736.5

[Switch]

I was so busy yesterday, i forgot to eat until about 4pm.

Typical bloke in a hurry, so i got a grab car to my nearest steak house.

Couldn't believe it. Kitchen full of blokes, and I get the only woman chef!

Mods feel free to remove this post as disqualified, even though the tenderloin was perfect medium rare.

[Luigi]

Inspired by Chas over on the dinner thread. Had to bugger off to the kitchen.


Ribeye. S&P. Olive Oil. 60 seconds + 30 seconds.

onions and champagne shrooms continued during it's 3 minutes of resting.









Bloody delicious.

[Switch]

Inspired by Chas over on the dinner thread. Had to bugger off to the kitchen.


Ribeye. S&P. Olive Oil. 60 seconds + 30 seconds.

onions and champagne shrooms continued during it's 3 minutes of resting.









Bloody delicious.

If that was inspired by me, the mushrooms would have been in sauce and the onion rings in batter. Apart from that, 9/10 for the food and an infraction for boring crockery.

ETA> The sight of blood probably made LD faint, so add one to your score.

[Looper]

^^Looks like some seriously good steak there Lu

Plus the 32g of fat in that portion of fish.

44.25g of protein = 177 cal
32.5g of fat = 292.5 cal
66.75g of carbohydrates = 267 cal

Total calories = 736.5

Lovin those numbers to the 4th significant figure and the decimal fractions Nev!

I think the tartar sauce goes in the debits column too.

[Cujo]

Bread is blokes cooking, right?

[Neverna]

^ Nice looking crust on that, Cujo.

[NamPikToot]

Bread is blokes cooking, right?

yer tiz

[Looper]

^^^White bread using white flour Cujo?

I had the carbohydrate police all over my ass for some white flour cheese sauce in Dillies t'other healthy thread.

I guess what goes on in the blokes cookery thread stays in the blokes cookery thread.

[Cujo]

^^^White bread using white flour Cujo?

I had the carbohydrate police all over my ass for some white flour cheese sauce in Dillies t'other healthy thread.

I guess what goes on in the blokes cookery thread stays in the blokes cookery thread.

I hang my head in shame, it's all I had to hand.

[Jack meoff]

Mushrooms beer! and a slice of (god i say it butter)

Snags on



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Result






Did sniff the the old Hydrangeas before marching down the pub.

[Luigi]

Mushrooms beer!

Very nice.

[Dillinger]

Flowers, fosters and fire.

Lovely

[Cujo]

Chicken and avocado pizza.

[Jack meoff]

Cujos Pizza

[Headworx]

Sunday afternoon sports watching snax: