The Blokes' Cookery Thread

[David48atTD]

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This.

You've already lost bloke points by taking half of the bread out, for God's sake.

Bread is there. It was fried off then capped the, as Niddy describes it, the 'egg in the basket' ...



Just a reality check ... this is the Blokes Cookery thread.

Simple, tasty, easy to make and fills the hole.

The above ticks all 4


The Hi-So cooking thread is three doors down, knock twice and admit by secret handshake.

[Neverna]

From what I can see, yours is just a really bad egg sandwich, Dave.

What on earth were you thinking? You've already lost bloke points by taking half of the bread out, for God's sake.

+1 It's certainly not toad in the hole.

The only surprise is you didn't put a cocktail umbrella in it.

Don't tempt him, FFS.

Now that's some blokes cooking right there.

True dat.

At least my mate Dave posted blokes food in the blokes cookery thread. There has been far too much good cooking being posted in this thread. Cut it out lads. This is Blokes Cooking. Dave's only crime is to misname his creation, but he was on topic here.

Now, where's my Otto.

[Luigi]

A Saturday morning classic.

[David48atTD]

Dave's only crime

OK Boss.

I'll pack my lunch, fresh undies a toothbrush (apparently there is enough soap already to bend for) and report to the DH post haste.

Boys (and TB) ... go gentle on me

[hallelujah]

A Saturday morning classic.

Where's the fried egg?

[bsnub]

So to continue my ham and beans saga .....

I picked these out of the garden today..



So had to start with a salad...



Headed over to the crockpot and gave it one final stir. Had been on low for the last 13 hours...



Time to eat...

[Luigi]

Very good.

Perfect with a big chunk of crusty bread.

[David48atTD]

^^ Yep, a winner

[bsnub]

Perfect with a big chunk of crusty bread.

Indeed with a slice off the rye loaf. Been unusually wet and chilly of late so the timing was perfect.

[Neverna]

It looks great but I couldn't wait 13 hours to satisfy my hunger pains. I'd want it right away!

[aging one]

It looks great but I couldn't wait 13 hours to satisfy my hunger pains. I'd want it right away!

He was sleeping off last nights session as it simmered away in a crock pot..

[NamPikToot]

He was sleeping off last nights session as i was having a tug in front of the puter..

awfully candid of you

[bsnub]

He was sleeping off last nights session as it simmered away in a crock pot..

awfully candid of you

Well he was right.

[aging one]

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[Troy]

Davids offering is egg in the basket.

David's offering is way too artistic and neat to be bloke food. Cutting holes in bread is gay. It is only okay if a mouse ate through the centre of your bread or it was after removing the mouldy bit. Either way there should be no centre piece to faff around with.

Bread on plate egg fried and slapped on top is more than adequate. The other veggie type stuff is superfluous and should be given to the goat.

[Looper]

Peel the plastic top off.



Lift the foil tray out of the plastic cover and garnish with extra pepper.



Bung in the oven for 55 minutes (+ 35 seconds preparation time).



2Kg Lasagne is enough to fill the gunnels.



Managed to polish off the whole thing in one sitting.

[Troy]

^ That looked good until you went all gay and garnished it. I like the one hour in the oven, time enough for darts or pool down the pub while it's cooking. I reckon you could get away with being a
few minutes late too.

[Looper]

^That 16 inch pepper grindr does look a tad gay from some angles and makes my hands look even smaller than Donald Trump's

[David48atTD]

Does boiling water equate to 'cooking'?

Sure, anything goes in this thread.



Boil the water
Add a little of the water into the cup
Slowly pour in the contents of the soup sachet into the cup, spoon stirring as you go to avoid lumps
Slice some shaved ham to add protien
I also add a little milk. Cools the brew a little and adds that little bit of creaminess.
Drop in the diced, triple smoked ham.
I also add a little dried chillie. If only SWMBO would cut the seeds out of the chillies. Was discussed
For a complete meal, add a slice or two of buttered toast or crunch up as croutons.

... and Flos your Aunt

[Cujo]

That definitely qualifies as blokes cooking.

[aging one]

My first. Not much in the house. Hungry. Hmmm, chilli cheese burrito dog. Had the dog leftover chili I had made some onions cheese and hot sauce. 15 minutes till eating

[SKkin]

That 16 inch pepper grindr does look a tad gay from some angles and makes my hands look even smaller than Donald Trump's

I have one very similar to that...only it's blue.

We call it Big Blue.

[Dillinger]

^^how do you make the burrito meat sauce
^^^¬good skills David

Quick cheese and onion

[aging one]

^how do you make the burrito meat sauce

Its my chili con carne with pinto beans. Comes out very nice. I can give you the recipe. Easy prep and easy cooking. Longer it cooks on low in the oven the better. I do about 3 hours.

[Cujo]

Jesus, I hope thaiguzzi doesn't come across this thread, cooking and swapping recipe's, you guys are really gonna be in for it if he does.