Thread: Master Chef TeakDoor 2014

I like the fried tomatoes!

There is only one bacon and it says oink! Why are you eating halal food?

Originally Posted by November Rain

Making a couple of veg curries tonight for dinner. Would you like piccies and recipes, Kurgen?

Yes please.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

are you trying to be funny?

I was trying to tease the lady wh's gone grog free for a month, duh.

Real men don't make trifle

I used to love Birds Trifle.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

I like the fried tomatoes!

They aren't fried, they are grape tomatoes.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

There is only one bacon and it says oink! Why are you eating halal food?

I heard turkey bacon is better for you. It is suprisingly good.

Turkey bacon is a travesty against all mankind.
At the very least, it shouldn't be called bacon.

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

I heard turkey bacon is better for you. It is suprisingly good.

No, it's not.
It's fowl...

Uncooked tommies on a breakfast, -10 points

The wife made her pad thai for lunch again today. Once again wonderful.

Eggs are part of it.

You're posting other peoples work?

Burn him!

Splendid. Looks like I have a few reviews to write and points to dispatch. And before people start saying 'Who put you in charge?', it has already been established, unequivocally, that I am the Grand Poo-bah of all Creation.

^^^ I love a good Pad Thai, just about the only Thai dish (even if it is totally made up and not traditional) that I know I will always enjoy.

Used to go often to that famous pad thai place just over the bridge from PingKou in old Bangkok.
Always packed, always flat out.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I am the Grand Poo-

AKA The Big Shit

Originally Posted by Kurgen

You're posting other peoples work?

Who cares when it looks that good?

Omelette for breakfast.

^ Overdone Koojo

a perfect omelette should not have any brown on it

How to Make an Omelet | The Art of Manliness

Roses and love hearts on your plates ???

Stand against the wall and put this blindfold on please.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Roses and love hearts on your plates ???

Stand against the wall and put this blindfold on please.

In my defense, purchase of kitchenware other than tools is not in my purview.

Originally Posted by Necron99

^^^ I love a good Pad Thai, just about the only Thai dish (even if it is totally made up and not traditional) that I know I will always enjoy.

Yep...
A little twist [AO's good missus] on the old traditional presentation.

Very nice.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Roses and love hearts on your plates ???

Stand against the wall and put this blindfold on please.

it's a hello kitty plate, innit?

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by charleyboy

I like the fried tomatoes!

They aren't fried, they are grape tomatoes.

He was being sarcastic you munted moron, we can see they're not fukcnjng fried....

^ Damn. I just made a promise not to say anything for a week. OK, I may come back to this.

That and the fact she thinks turkey bacon is better than real bacon..... and egg oowder