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    The Dowager Countess Lady Phyllis, left, upon
    hearing that "the American" has arrived at Bandwidth
    Abbey, races her Lady in Waiting to the porte cochere.
    They both know that Mrs. La Vine has never visited
    without causing some colossal mess with the family.
    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong
    never to me of course, i'm prefect
    lucky you don't think you are perfect then

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post

    very apt!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post

    the funniest bit is the guy at the bar (top centre) couldn't get over it to escape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post

    very apt!!

    looks fake, but if not it could just as easily have taken her head clean off witha slightly different angle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post

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    Arriving at the Abbey with Mrs. La Vine, Lord Bandwidth's
    American Mother-in-Law, is her hired companion, Dr.Jason
    Barrenstein, known among her New York set as "The Husband
    Wrangler." Unbeknownst to the family, his job is to research
    suitable gentlemen callers for the Bandwidth sisters. Lord and
    Lady Bandwidth would be mortified but there you have it.
    Desperate times call for desperate means

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    The Cadwalladers (brothers of a certain age who
    live two estates over) sense a target rich environment
    and ask to call on the sisters. When they learn of the
    Abbey's financial state they seem to have other plans.
    Local merchants have started to present their bills in
    person at the kitchen entrance. Grumbling ensues.

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    I'm having a sense of humour failure, Boonie. What should I do?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    not amusing , have a RED ,
    Last edited by snakeeyes; 14-02-2013 at 08:42 PM.

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