Amusing Pictures ripped from the Net

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

[Cujo]

[Latindancer]

[khmen]

Excellent! Don't you just love it when intelligent people explain to stupid people exactly how stupid they are and why in excruciatingly painful detail?

Can't green ya, but consider yourself greened!

[Latindancer]

Great, isn't it ? If anyone would like to email it, here it is in print :

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.
I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. ... End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
God's Law and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They
claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2.
The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.
How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan,
Anonymous

[CNF55]

Some really brilliant stuff, Koojo.

Sorry, only one green available.

[The Fresh Prince]

[CNF55]

[CNF55]

[CNF55]

[crocman]

That's not funny

[Cujo]

That's not funny

it's funny cos it's a croc eating a croc.

[Davis Knowlton]

^The 'not funny' was posted by Crocman - that's kind of funny.

[TizMe]

[snakeeyes]

[Albert Shagnastier]

^True Kodak moment

[snakeeyes]

This is one that didn't get away

[robuzo]

That's not funny

it's funny cos it's a croc eating a croc.

If only it weren't an alligator, but it is a crocodilian.

[robuzo]

I've always wondered why these guys don't get 'pantsd' . Not like they can run after you.

I always thought the point was that wearing pants that way means you don't have to run- in other words, you're armed. If not you're just asking for it.

Great set of funny photos btw, Koojo.

[crocman]

^The 'not funny' was posted by Crocman - that's kind of funny.

Owe you a green for that Davis,cheers mate.Sometimes he can be a little thick.

[snakeeyes]

[GRUMPY]

[CNF55]

[Ozcol]

That may have hurt a little.