^ You know David, I just never thought of it.

And FFS... my legs are no hairier than anyone else's, it's just that my hairs are thicker and longer than other's. It's all down to testosterone.

And anyway... do you ever get caught out after eating spare ribs and there's no serviette? Are you ever out and about and have to sneeze in your hand but have no hanky in your pocket?

No problem for me.