My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Stumpy]

but that's the wonderful thing about ASQ... no-one knows!

But now we do and I sadly now have this really bad image burned in my retina. I may never be the same.

[Mendip]

But now we do and I sadly now have this really bad image burned in my retina. I may never be the same.

Well JP, I'm sorry about that.

Guess who's gonna be doing a bit of 'au naterel' sunbathing on the balcony this afternoon... apart from my new sandals of course!

Unburn that from yer retina!

[Iceman123]

^^
Don’t you just hate it when they screw up the tiling. Every tile in the room has been laid stackbond except the ones around the edges.
I would definitely kick up shit and request a change of room!

[Headworx]

^^^Really should be socks worn with them or they're not the panty-dropper you may expect.

[Mendip]

^^^Really should be socks worn with them or they're not the panty-dropper you may expect.

No socks HW... these will look the bollocks with a pair of jeans and a nice shirt.

Roll on Saturday!

[lom]

I watch her hanging out the washing.

She touched herself while you were out for the PCR test.

[strigils]

I'm breaking them in walking around my room.

You need your socks on or else the cracked skin will act like a cheese grater and you'll wear out the lining, you are English and socks are to be expected so you'll get away with it.

[Bogon]

Wearing them sandals might give you the power to turn water into wine.

They did say that Jesus would come in a different form.

The second coming is upon us.

[Headworx]

^^Jesus Christ you should have a warning sign attached to your neck when you get let loose onto lower Sukhumvit soon

Genuine question (for once) but how do you think your dogs will go when you eventually sober up and head home? Seen a complitation video recently of owners getting home after long periods away and it was common for them to be really wary, scared, or even hostile till getting the scent and at that point they'd go crazy with joy.

[Mendip]

FFS guys, they're not Jesus boots, they are proper sandals. Like proper shoes but with some ventilation.


That's a very good question HW and something I've been pondering over.

The longest I've been away before was about 3 months one time, but that was when we only had our original dogs, Dan and her now deceased brother Den. My daughter was a toddler back then.

Dan's over 14 now, her eyesight is poor and she's going deaf, but once she realises that it's me I think she will go mental, running in circles and yelping for a while, I'll get a good lick and then she'll immediately run down to the back gate hoping for a walk... she always does that. I have a very close bond with Dan... she was very sick years ago and slept on the bed, back when the Commandant allowed the dogs in the house.

Coco I'm not sure about... she only turned up last April, so we'd only been together 3 months before I left, and now I've been away 6 months. I think she'll be very nervous at first and will take a while to come around.

The three boys are my worry. I'm sure after initial wariness they'll come up to say hello, but my return will upset the pack dynamic and most probably a fight will ensue. They'll get jealous and vie for my attention. I'll get the wife to separate the boys into different parts of the garden before I arrive so I can let each one greet me unhampered. I think that will be the best solution to avoid an all out fight. I've found it's important to fuss each dog in the order of his pack position to avoid too much jealousy upsetting the balance. But all said and done, I've never been away this long before and I'm not sure what will happen. I really can't wait to catch up with them all again.

Meanwhile things have got a bit weird here... I was out on the balcony, reading my book while stark bollock naked in the sun (apart from my proper sandals) when I had this feeling I was being watched. I looked up and...



I seem to have bonded with a zebra dove. She won't leave me alone... she chatted away and then jumped down and was walking around cooing. I've never known anything like this before.

[Neverna]

It looks like a male zebra dove to me, Mendip.

Don't shoot the messenger!

I seem to have bonded with a zebra dove. She won't leave me alone... she chatted away and then jumped down and was walking around cooing. I've never known anything like this before.

[Mendip]

It looks like a male zebra dove to me, Mendip.

Don't shoot the messenger!

Oh shit... that's embarrassing.

I thought she'd brought one of her friends round to meet me tonight as well. Maybe he was showing off his wife?

They all look the same to me.

When I said 'bond', I meant in a male, blokey kind of way!

[David48atTD]

^ She knows you're leaving her soon and making her move.

Unless she's a covid nurse bird and 'she' is male dove

[Stumpy]

I was out on the balcony, reading my book while stark bollock naked in the sun (apart from my proper sandals)

I was just starting to not feel woozy then ^ this post

I had to grab a beer and go out by the pool for some therapy. Not sure I can drink enough to get rid of that all natural with Jesus boots on with a dove watching you image..... Something seems terribly wrong here.

[nidhogg]

We have Zebra doves round my way - they have to be the easiest bird in the world to capture- totally not spooked by humans. Given that, I have always assumed they are inedible.

[cyrille]

Hey JP, do you wax?

Quite a change from Mendip's legs, which I always expect to end in cloven hooves.

[Stumpy]

Hey JP, do you wax?

Quite a change from Mendip's legs, which I always expect to end in cloven hooves.

No I don't, I was born a blond hair (well showing gray now) blue eyed virtually no hair on my body type.

I wasn't going to mention anything about Mendips Gorilla hair and Cankles but....

Sorry Mendy..

[Mendip]

FFS... the compliments fly round here!

I've got men's legs mate.

[Edmond]

FFS... the compliments fly round here!

I've got men's legs mate.

Just as well, as they have to carry 150kg of disgusting flab around the place.

[bsnub]

Quite a change from Mendip's legs, which I always expect to end in cloven hooves.

[Stumpy]

I think it's good that someone knows what gender you are just by looking at your legs.

Are you nuts. I have seen more women in the US sporting hairy tree trunks like you have. Hairy legs and Cankles with fat sandals are the thing and I bet now with Covid it's even more prevalent...

[Mendip]

No problem.

I think it's good that someone knows what gender you are just by looking at your legs.

I wouldn't swap my masculine body for hairless legs and slender ankles. We're just not like that in Somerset.

[David48atTD]

(Men) are just not like that in Somerset.

Somerset, where men are men and the sheep are worried ...

... or is that New Zealand ?

[Stumpy]

I have been drinking since Mendips first comment about his all natural comment and I just can't seem to drink it away. ��



It's a Tuesday at about 4:30 and it's going to take 2 or 5 more.

Hey Mendy. I am hoping that they come in and basically take all the furnishings and burn them after you leave. That would be the most sanitary thing to do.

[strigils]

Dan's over 14 now, her eyesight is poor and she's going deaf, but once she realises that it's me I think she will go mental,

I think as soon as you ease her into your wifes knickers she'll know daddies home.