My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Saint Willy]

Morning Mendy. Congrats and enjoy. Great thread and lots of laughs.

Stay safe.

Indeed, and remember Mendy, we are laffing with you, not at you.











































mostly.

except for the Jesus Sandals. And the food. And the lack of female companionship. And the lack of a jumper. And the French lass faliure. And Mohammad. And your pea fetish. And your tram fetish. And your crusty socks. And your English hygiene standards. or lack of.

[Mendip]

^^ Morning JP...

The thread is drawing to a close but I'm not home yet... you won't get rid of me that easy.

To be honest I'm still a bit upset about the sandals but just have to accept it. I can't help being cosmopolitan.

[Saint Willy]

To be honest I'm still a bit upset about the sandals but just have to accept it. I can't help being a weird Jesus sandal wearing hippy freak!

WE know.

[Joe 90]

It'll soon be Easter, peace be unto you Mendip

[Mendip]

^^ I refute most of them but just have no time to go into it now!

Laughter is the best medicine, and all that...

[baldrick]

in an 6 month brewed explosion of man goo.

you could write a book - " my hands hate me "

[Stumpy]

You could start your new found freedom by walking to Central Plaza and buy some proper foot attire and toss those sandals in the trash. I hate to waste but I don't think if you left them out on the street for a homeless person to wear, they would take'em Now they do look like a good chew toy for a soi dog.

[Mandaloopy]

Enjoy the freedom!

[lom]

'morning Mendip, have a nice weekend!

[Saint Willy]

You could start your new found freedom by walking to Central Plaza and buy some proper foot attire and toss those sandals in the trash. I hate to waste but I don't think if you left them out on the street for a homeless person to wear, they would take'em Now they do look like a good chew toy for a soi dog.

Even a soi dog would have more respect. Gutter Rats might.

[Mendip]

There's been someone very obviously missing this morning...



I've waited to say good bye but can't wait any longer... things to go, places to do and all that.

Then I had a final look around... says it all really. That didn't take long.

But I wish them well.



So that's it... I'm outta here!



Adios fukkos, have a nice weekend!

[Headworx]

As for my life experiences ... I've never eaten spare ribs, never been to a BJ Bar (that I know of anyway) and never had a soapie ...

Please tell us you're joking on all 3 points, unless you're living in a Bedouin tribe and have never left the Rubel Khali.

Looking forward to your sit-rep Mendip, please included all the details of an Oilfield man being let loose after a dry spell on lower Sukhumvit

[ootai]

Mendip
I am sure you will come back here to check at sometime in the future so I just want to say.
Over 6 months, over 100 pages and over 2600 posts its been a journey.
While most of the thread is just drivel there have been some interesting moments and information.
So now as you fuk off into the morning please start thinking about what you are going to call your new thread.
My morning would be very empty without being able to get up and check what you have been doing and what the guys on here have been winding you up about.
So I thought I would make a few suggestion for the new thread's title:

At home at last with me daughter and dogs!
Stuck in Korat, again!
Out of work and destitute in Korat!
Dithering in the garden!
Fat and lazy at Home in Korat!

Just a few ideas but then i am sure you will come up with something better as being a Geologist you have a much more creative mind than an Engineer like me.

Good Luck and safe travels both around Bangkok and back to home.

[David48atTD]

... I've never eaten spare ribs, never been to a BJ Bar (that I know of anyway) and never had a soapie ... think of all the catching up I have to do!

Please tell us you're joking on all 3 points, unless you're living in a Bedouin tribe and have never left the Rubel Khali.

Add to that list above, don't have FaceBook/Twitter and I didn't have an Instagram account until my tenant ...

decided to do Swimwear modeling


Never watched any of the godfather movies, seen an episode of the surpranos, don't have cable tv, the list is endless but, I get by.

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Enough of this ... back to Mendip's hairy legs and suggestions for him to do with his shore leave before his return to the cheese and kisses.

[Bogon]

Enjoy civvy street Mendip.

[OhOh]

Your bubble has popped, take no heed of the handsome man sirens or the taxi driver's suggestions, mask up and wash hands.

The streets of Bangkok are hungry for new arrivals.

Your family, dogs and gardener need you back home.

The lashings can wait.

[PAG]

Some good advice here......

[Stumpy]

@ david48 while we wait for Mendy to return ( hopefully with better foot attire) I have never had a soapie or been to a Bj bar and am proud to say that. I never did the whoremounger stuff. Never interested me at all. I have never had a Facebook, Instagram or Twitter acct and I do not care if some hot chick was a model I wouldn't sign up. But like you I have gotten by just fine without any of it.

However I have eaten spare ribs and eat them a lot. Damn good off the grill.

Maybe we need a "Where is Mendy" Thread and he can Geo tag his locations.

[Headworx]

Maybe we need a "Where is Mendy" Thread

Bangkok has him now.

[armstrong]

Most the British pubs open at 9 so at least he can get a fry up. A BJ Bar at 10am might be a bit more difficult, I assume..

[Stumpy]

Bangkok has him now.

Yeah. He is probably running around with a big ol smile on his face in pink shorts and those Jesus sandals with a flowered up Songkran holiday shirt. Full on tourist mode sitting eating some Full English slop.

[Saint Willy]

have never had a soapie or been to a Bj bar

Well, since we are all confessing. Neither have I.

[David48atTD]

JPPR2 and KW ... honest members, nice to see.

I wouldn't mind trying a soapie though

One day, maybe.

Probably get to eating ribs first though.

[lom]

I have never had a soapie or been to a Bj bar and am proud to say that.

Was that a requirement for joining the fashion police?

[Headworx]

Well, since we are all confessing. Neither have I.

The fuck is wrong with you people? This isn't a rehearsal you know, next thing you'll be saying you've never had a threesome while off your dial on a cocktail of alchohol, charlie, and viagra. Can't imagine being on my death bed wondering what it would have been like to do things like that, and often!