I am crying laughing. This is good stuff. Mendy is wound up like a hamster on a wheel in cage and is running like mad but going nowhere.....Yet.

As for the sandals. I never understood men and "sandals" and the Poms wearing socks with them, especially out in public like it can be fashionable. FFS!! There is absolutely nothing fashionable about them. Crocs are just flat ugly nasty so GREAT job Mendy on fending that off....

I am going to Q up a Fat NY striploin steak and some big Tiger Prawns for dinner and this will include some drinking to celebrate your marathon finish. Nice Job.