Emergency - Please Help

[Little Chuchok]

She is pretty fucking flabby Scampy.

Could live off those thighs for a week if you ever crash in the Andes.

They are about perfect to me,unless of course you like a woman that has a skinny bum that looks like it belongs to a bloke?

[robin]

If you still have a mother, listen to her. I didn't listen to mine, that was my first big mistake in life.

[slimboyfat]

thats right. i wish i had eaten my vegetables too

[robin]

thats right. i wish i had eaten my vegetables too

Vegetables? Listen, when I was a boy I had to chew on a wet dish rag. And that was dinner on a good day when dad (R.I.P.) hadn't p!ssed his wages against the wall and ma hadn't pawned everything. Vegetables! Spoiled brat!
But my mother could spot a trollop from a thousand yards. She warned me but I was blinded by lust. Hope you're reading this, OP.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ Oi, newbie - she's no trollop.

The OP was a long time ago from how things stand now.

The photo was taken over a week ago and after seeing the countless requests and with a little persuasion for me, she eventually agreed to have the photo posted to conclude the post, after all its just a bit of fun now

Sorry Robin, welcome.

[Thetyim]

[robin]

^ Oi, newbie - she's no trollop.

The OP was a long time ago from how things stand now.

The photo was taken over a week ago and after seeing the countless requests and with a little persuasion for me, she eventually agreed to have the photo posted to conclude the post, after all its just a bit of fun now

Sorry Robin, welcome.

I mean the one I married. Mum said a rich night club owner's daughter wasn't good enough for me. Thanks for the welcome. BTW, it's true about the dishcloth.

[hillbilly]

I suggest checking out where the photo originated from...

[Begbie]

So the girlfriend took the photo, but whose arse is it ? the brother's or the mother in law.

[Butterfly]

where is the money shot ? all I see is a fat ass

[slimboyfat]

Vegetables! Spoiled brat!

oi newbie

less of the spoiled brat

[robin]

Vegetables! Spoiled brat!

oi newbie

less of the spoiled brat

Sorry. It's a result of being dragged up. Don't mind me, go eat your spinach.

[kingwilly]

She is pretty fucking flabby Scampy.

Could live off those thighs for a week if you ever crash in the Andes.

silly twat - i prefer curves!

and i bet that aint sandra !

[Jarvis]

She is pretty fucking flabby Scampy. Could live off those thighs for a week if you ever crash in the Andes

fokin classic Q

[Jarvis]

where is the money shot ? all I see is a fat ass

Looks like a katoeys arse BF

[mrsquirrel]

silly twat - i prefer curves! and i bet that aint sandra !

I love curves and a decent arse but I'm not to keen when the tops of the thighs rub together and they get friction rash.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

[ChiangMai noon]

^
Now that's a picture...



still no engagement ring though scamp.

[bobbins]

Excuse me sticking my oar in, but has she had a baby before? She appears to have a linea nigra..........................

[ChiangMai noon]

Excuse me sticking my oar in, but has she had a baby before? She appears to have a linea nigra

I noticed that too.

anyway for posterity..
good effort Scamp.
I think we should have a show us your bird nude thread.

[sabang]

Oy, you keep your oar out of there. She's engaged.

[Jet Gorgon]

skewering. typical barbie quote.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

i didnt have a baby b4, that is white wee wee.

[ChiangMai noon]

i didnt have a baby b4, that is white wee wee.

absolutely priceless.

[kingwilly]

Excuse me sticking my oar in, but has she had a baby before? She appears to have a linea nigra

I noticed that too.

anyway for posterity..
good effort Scamp.
I think we should have a show us your bird nude thread.

i suppose now dat i single - there nothing to stop me from posting a few pics on that thread too!