Emergency - Please Help

[kingwilly]

I lowered my head so my face would be visible in between her legs and away I went. Snap, snap!

Of course, couldn't have a pic without your face in it.
Slimboy will be pleased that at least her mobile won't feature in it, but that will have to be verified first.

wot u talking abt willis? the phone will be in the pic, that fer sure!

[stroller]

Why is there a need for a lid anyway?

The lid of the porcelain flush, in my experience they manage to break or lose it when they unsuccessfully attempt to repair or adjust the float - if they had it piped in to start with.

[dirtydog]

Why is there a need for a lid anyway?

So wives have something to complain about when you leave the lid up

[Little Chuchok]

^Exactly!Next bog that I buy will have the lid removed.I shall hang it on the wall in the lounge.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Those paparazzi swimming lesson shots.







I figured these would add sufficient fuel to maintain MrSquirrels notion that I live in a fantasy world where she and I are stars of the Teak Door living in some voyeristic parallel.

[kingwilly]

who took them then?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Some local freelancer for the Manilla Bulletin, we have become local celebrities in San Fernando.

[burdon]

Aaaah such a happy story. When is the wedding?

[mrsquirrel]

Why no front shot showing her nip?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ Singular?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Getting married is not more important than the choice of person you choose to marry.

I don't feel tis is love at all, she likes me enough providing everything is going her way, but I feel I am merely a tool to get married thus please her family and she has ignored constant advice to get us away from the family, even from a fellow Fillipina.

It's horrible and I'm leaving for the good of all.

[kingwilly]

well good for u to recognize that.

now lets see if u really do that.

[mrsquirrel]

It's horrible and I'm leaving for the good of all.

I don't believe a fucking word of it.

Just sounds like you are trying to start a new saga to keep the masses enthralled with your sad existance.

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Since you're leaving, can we see her tits anyway.

[Marmite the Dog]

Since you're leaving, can we see her tits anyway.

Good idea.

[Fabian]

I have no hope as we arte still waiting for the other picture he promised us.

[Bruce]

You're supposed to have ahoneymoon BEFORE you get disillusioned and want to run away, not after it...

[DrAndy]

yawn...come on Scampy

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Close the thread Moderators. Permit yourselves a dose of momentary megalomania.

[Boon Mee]

Why is there a need for a lid anyway?

So wives have something to complain about when you leave the lid up

So the dog(s) can get a proper drink if stuck in the house.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

[Little Chuchok]

^Very good scampy!!

[slimboyfat]

awesome - an arse and a hairy twat in the same picture.

well done scampy

[Fabian]

That's just part of an arse.

[mrsquirrel]

She is pretty fucking flabby Scampy.

Could live off those thighs for a week if you ever crash in the Andes.