Emergency - Please Help

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Tobey Maguire reputedly has an extremely large penis. Its one of those Hollywood stories - in the same vein as Willem Dafoe having unbelievably large balls.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^^ I think my mate was more original, wanking on a tarantula.

^Willem Dafoe is odd looking.

Don't derail me Moog old chum, we can start a thread on Spiderman if you want.

[walrus]

^

Was the said tarantula male or female ?

[mrsquirrel]

What leaves did he eat to make him wank.

Was it one of those tarantulas that spits spikes out of its' arse at you?

[dirtydog]

but I am growing my first beard, and it's GINGER!

Time to open a gay forum I think.

[Begbie]

Maybe we should go to Olangapo beach for a few days but she whines that she doesn't know how to go there.

Go to San Fernando. La Union. The beach is much nicer plus cheap hotels. Get on the bus that says San Fernando on the front.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ That's a pleasant post by your standards.

[Begbie]

^ That's a pleasant post by your standards.

And that's not by any standards.

I'm generally only rude to you on this forum mate. Merely a reaction to your postings.

[stroller]

For the record, Mr. Bugsbie redded me for being rude to 'poor Scampy'.

The recommendation of S.F. La Union is sound, there even are a few go-go bars where Scampy could practise his hobby, the Flippos are much more tolerant of crazy farangs stripping on stage than the comparatively hi-so Thai dancers.
Problem is, you'd have to change buses, from what I remember - which of course increases the chances of a kidnapping or other violent crime against Mr. Scamp and/or his fiancee.

[NickA]

I could have blown away all the selfishness, inconsideration, childishness, sensitivity, depression, over emotion, laziness, discontentment, bitterness, self-obsessivness, desire to please, insecurity, worry, paranoia, hyperactiveness, immaturity, and occasional arrogance with one pull of my index finger. (if the guy had kept the magazine in and showed me how to take the safety catch off). Then again I would have also blown away my good nature, talent and kindness so I suppose there are some things to hold onto.

I must say, this nearly had me in tears......of laughter.

Get a fucking grip boy, you make CMN look like a hard man

[Begbie]

I'm pretty sure I meant to give you a green (for being rude to the Scampette).

Be very careful Scampy there a two San Ferandos. Don't get on the wrong bus or you could end up in NPA territory.

[stroller]

Don't get on the wrong bus or you could end up in NPA territory.

According to him, he has already, S.F. is where he stays now and is in danger of getting kidnapped every time he leaves the security of the bosom of Sandra and her family, though his 'friends' are potentially murderous enemies as well.

I don't think he's understood yet which role the policeman friend plays in the story that unfolds itself, and why exactly they had chosen to introduce him at this point in time.

[dirtydog]

scampy get a mobile phone, so when your kidnapped and held in some remote cave you can post about whats happening, also maybe a webcam aswell so you can post the pics of them chopping off your fingers live one by one, scampy is gonna be famous

[stroller]

I thought she was going to dump me this morning, and I didn't want her to!

Fool, that's the safe and face-saving way out!
It's pretty obvious to all but yourself that you are as far from being the wanted hubby anyone wants as can be, save some shabu-smoking, knife-yielding Filipino.

And the way you've been posting, you're not gonna marry her anyway if you were to make an honest choice.

[britmaveric]

Bum Photos?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ That's a bit unfair to her, she just wants to be happy and wants me to stop dragging her down with my relentless and totally unjustified paranoia and conviction that everyone is after my money.

She didn't finish it, she just said we were not compatible unless I can change my attitude, that I should accept her for who she is and that she just wants peace of mind.

Its already been accepted on here that this whole marraige thing is in accordance with the norm, what is expected in her culture, and she regrets the whole thing.

I have vowed to change my ways... She told me to do it for my own sake otherwise I will never be happy with myself or with anyone.

If I saw everything as being reverse psychology, double bluff or 'face saving' then I would never trust anyone.

[Blake7]

Scampy dont marry her. I know you think you are doing the right thing byt you are not. You will only cause more problems.
Best thing to do is get out quick. To prevent horrible death at hands of outraged family I suggest you take the weekend away with Sandra and then split either in the middle of the night or after an engineered row. Alternatively you can both go back to HK, where you started, and leave her there. Moog will let you crash at his pad...

[stroller]

Maybe we should go to Olangapo beach for a few days but she whines that she doesn't know how to go there.

It is exceedingly simple:

1) Go to San Fernando bus terminal, I am sure the 2 of you can work out how to do this between you, with the help of a trike driver.

2) Buy a ticket from there to Olongapoo and board the bus, the buses going there can be identified by the large sign saying "Olongapoo" displayed in the front window.

3) Get off the bus when it comes to a complete standstill and everyone is leaving as well.

Now from there it could get a little complicated, so I recommend to hire one of the trikes or jeepneys to take you to the beach from there. Barrio Barretto is about 15min drive, Baloy beach a little further - this is the only decent beach there and quite nice for a romantic short holiday.

[DrAndy]

I like the idea of San Fernando buses having San Fernando on the front

and now the Olagapoo ones have the Olangapoo word too

that is very useful, much better than Thailand

[hillbilly]

If I saw everything as being reverse psychology, double bluff or 'face saving' then I would never trust anyone.

History does tend to repeat itself...

[Fabian]

I like the idea of San Fernando buses having San Fernando on the front

and now the Olagapoo ones have the Olangapoo word too

that is very useful, much better than Thailand

They have that in Thailand too. Sometimes the route is even written in big letters on the side of the bus. It's just in thai.

[stroller]

I am in a position to confirm that it's not written in Thai on Pilipino buses.

[dirtydog]

and I am in a position to confirm that they dont have phillipino buses in Thailand

[William]

^bollocks, I bet TGS is in a better "postion" than any of us right now

[NickA]

^which one?



or is it this one?