Daily Moan

[Neverna]

^ As you successfully obtained your yellow book, I assume giving her a good luluing was sufficient to persuade her to gather up her ID card and be one of your official witnesses.

[Edmond]

I believe I gave her 2k. And in the end she only had to call Head Honcho and give me her signed copies, so didn't even need to go there.


She's at least 65 and we're not all Mendo-The-Madam-Massacring-Machine.

[cyrille]

Who shucked her head, again?

Regardless, that must have been traumatic.

[Edmond]

Who shucked her head, again?

Bugger.

Is Shuck not the past-something of Shake?


Just when I mastered less or fewer I get hit with another ground shuckering B2 bunkerblaster.

[Edmond]

I knew she reminded me of someone.

[Looper]

Leggy Leather Lady has moved to a new apartment with wall to wall views.



It even comes with fairy lights pre-installed on the balcony.



Who wants to watch TV with that view



I cunningly regifted the bottle of white that head-massage lady brought on Monday night, as a house-warming gift, since I don't drink white.



Nice beach scene label.

All the neighbours out sipping their chardonnay enjoying the sunset view from the balcony



No leathers this evening, so she is Leggy Leggings Lady today



Once it gets dark the TV does trump the ocean view



Went for a wander round after she fell asleep. Broadbeach on a Sat'day neet is a bit more civilised than Surfersparadise. Nobody was getting arrested and there was a dearth of trollopes in tarty dresses.



Came across The Sofitel where I got drunk with KGBGF on $20 a pop Vodka Martinis exactly 10 years ago to the month. I wonder how much they are now after covid-flation.



Anyway, I was secretly stoked, cause this is a KNOCKOUT view for the airshow in a month...

My first ever properly good plane-level view instead of craning my neck with the rest of the beach beggars

I go to check the dates to be sure she will be here that weekend.... and it is FOOKING CANCELLED!!!



Fookin hell

[Edmond]

Babe.

Damn nice pad.

[Joe 90]

Shame about the airshow.

[Shutree]

Leggy Leather Lady has moved to a new apartment with wall to wall views.

As Daily Moans go, that's right up there with "I won the Euromillions lottery, but someone else had the same numbers so I had to share."

[happynz]

I got up about 2 AM for a pee and in the dark smashed my pinky toe into the corner of a suitcase left next to the bedroom door. Later, around daybreak, I scalded my right hand when I was making an instant coffee.

*great*

How’s your morning shaping up?

[Happy As Larry]

Leaving work a little earlier before the long weekend, I thought I would get my haircut before heading home.
Of course, silly me, I forgot which day of the week it was. Arriving at my barbers, I found it closed - It is bad luck to have a haircut on a Wednesday. Thais and their superstitions.

Not to worry though, I thought it would shorten my time to wait to tuck into my favourite burger at Junkies Burger, so I quickly crossed the street to find that Junkies Burger was also closed with a sign on the door saying that they had run out of burgers.
How is this possible? It is the only thing they sell.

Not the best start to the weekend. It can only get better

[Reg Dingle]

^ Theres 2 Buddha days before then

[armstrong]

^ Theres 2 Buddha days before then

Hence "long weekend".

Weirdly enough the barbers in my local Big C are open every wednesday. I guess big city money out trumps cultural superstitions.

[cyrille]

It is bad luck to have a haircut on a Wednesday

But a relatively good day to visit S&P.

30% off.

Also, to delight BLD, DQ have Dubai Chocolate Ice Cream.

Made with genuine Belgian Chocolate.



T i T

[armstrong]

Shh don't mention his name. You'll summon him.

[Edmond]

But a relatively good day to visit S&P.

30% off.

If it's 30% off on Wednesday, it's probably left over weekend stock.

Did a blind guy in front of the Tuna pies tip his hat and say good morning ladies?

[Troy]

I read my medical certificate, which I had to submit to work. The cellulitis had been upgraded to necrotising faciitis, a lot more serious than I had thought. The pictures on the net are much closer to the condition of my lower leg. Purple and black patches with that Frankenstein look.

I went back to work and then find I'm officially on sick leave until 19th July. At least it's cooler, with air con, at work.

Looks like I was luckier than I first realised

[kingwilly]

And that’s a moan? Sounds like you should be cheerful that you pulled through?

[Joe 90]

Wish I'd not googled necrotising faciitis now.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Thats necrophilia mate

[Joe 90]

If it hasn't got a pulse you fvvk it till it has?

[Troy]

And that’s a moan? Sounds like you should be cheerful that you pulled through?

I could have stayed another 3 weeks on full pay...

[kingwilly]

Sick leave is less than full pay? Ouch.

[misskit]

Jeez, Troy, that was a close call! Glad you’re still around to tell the tale.

[NamPikToot]

Looks like I was luckier than I first realised

indeed, usuall leaves bad scaring if you recover.