Daily Moan

[kingwilly]

You’ve only one bollock?

[cyrille]

Brits.

If they're not moaning about the weather they're moaning about serious injuries, disabilities and near death experiences.

And what about you paddies?

I mean, if we're going to trade nationality-based clichés here...

[Edmond]

Italians.

We just moan about only having won the world cup 4 times and European Championship twice.

[cyrille]

Italians.

Paddies, like it or not.

Which you obviously don't, and who could blame you.

Or do you claim your foibles include over-expressive hand gestures?

Oh, actually, there is the cringe-worthy carabao hand signals to consider.

But nah - you're a bog trotter, to be sure.

[Edmond]

I've never heard such gnocchi.

[david44]

You’ve only one bollock?

fortunately I can still post loads of bollocks and no desire to bring more consumers into the world.

[armstrong]

Match of the Day is pointless today.

[Troy]

No matter how many times I tell them, they stack rotting veg around the trees, put plastic in my compost and try to burn wet vegetable matter.

[david44]

No matter how many times I tell them

Is your tool floppy needs Mendy?


Less Peterpan more Wendy?


A life insufficiently doggy


A wishing well that's quite boggy


As teens call you Mr Bendy?

[Neverna]

Thankyou for the gift of schadenfreude

I'm loving your banter, prancer. Top stuff.

And thanks for the silver repo! No expense spared! Love you too!

[david44]

For patient's hard as Bill Wyman


Gregg's relish for a pie man


No beer o'cock bouncy castle


nor sausage role asshole


HAM n Egg pie gotta be SIMON

[Bonecollector]

I ate and drank too much

[Neverna]

Jaysuzzzz, harden the fuck up!

You'll be pleased to know, Willy, that I managed to harden the fuck up. It was quite easy. It involved taking morphine, codeine, paracetamol and Ibuprofen. Worked a treat!

Thanks for your top life tip!

[misskit]

^ You must be very sick. What’s the problem?

[Neverna]

In a nutshell, shit loads of pain. But at the moment, the doctors do not know what is causing it. The investigation continues. I'll let you know when I know.

[misskit]

^ Sending my love and hopes for your speedy recovery.

[Neverna]

Thanks, Kitty. Your kindness is much appreciated.

[Troy]

In a nutshell, shit loads of pain. But at the moment, the doctors do not know what is causing it. The investigation continues. I'll let you know when I know.

Surely the TD medical team can work it out. Where is the pain?

[39TG]

In a nutshell, shit loads of pain. But at the moment, the doctors do not know what is causing it. The investigation continues. I'll let you know when I know.

I hope it's something silly such as you're eating too many mangoes.

[Shutree]

No matter how many times I tell them, they stack rotting veg around the trees, put plastic in my compost and try to burn wet vegetable matter.

She doesn't bother burning anything and she won't touch the compost, so I can tick those off the list.
What is it with the rotting vegetables though? Is it supposed to be like compost or is itsupposed to be a mulch? Like anything she wants to avoid answering it is me 'not understanding Thai culture.'

[kingwilly]

You'll be pleased to know, Willy, that I managed to harden the fuck up. It was quite easy. It involved taking morphine, codeine, paracetamol and Ibuprofen. Worked a treat!

Thanks for your top life tip!

If you needed all that it surely is a version of manflu and therefore you have my deep and abiding sympathy.

[Edmond]

morphine

Blimey.

Just how easy/expensive was it to get that?


When it's my time to meet me lulu, should it happen whilst bedridden in agony, I'd much rather some of that Magic M than a couple a paracetamol.

I have no experience of it, but I imagine being sent home to sleep at home by the doctors is a lot easier here than back in the EU.

[BLD]

Pretty much the same moan as Troy. And Shutree.her indoors is a keen gardener and to her credit the yard is a veritable jungle. With all sorts of edibles growing. The problem is all the food scraps get dumped around her trees. It's summer so not only do I have a fly problem but now a fucking mice problem ..I subtlety asked if she would like compost tumbler for xmas. But she was adamant nope lao way better.

[dirk diggler]

In a nutshell, shit loads of pain. But at the moment, the doctors do not know what is causing it. The investigation continues. I'll let you know when I know.

My sister was ill the last few days with a lot of general pain, particularly in the legs with suspected DVT.

She died a few hours ago from liver and kidney failure.

Get yourself MOT’d

[misskit]

^ Really sorry to hear that, dirk. That’s awful.