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    There is a video on YouTube.

    "How to sharpen any knife in 60 seconds"

    Length of video ? 8 mins and twenty seconds. What a fecking eydiot!

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    Today my moan is about Thais, would you believe it, and their selfishness on the roads. When I'm out cycling they seem to like overtake and no sooner do that they decide they want to take the next left. Okay I accept their selfishness and ignorance, but this cnut in a pick-up decided he couldn't make the turn so decided to swing back out as I was overtaking.
    I have to admit the fcukers scare the shit out of me on the roads. Fcuk 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Today my moan is about Thais, would you believe it, and their selfishness on the roads. When I'm out cycling they seem to like overtake and no sooner do that they decide they want to take the next left. Okay I accept their selfishness and ignorance, but this cnut in a pick-up decided he couldn't make the turn so decided to swing back out as I was overtaking.
    I have to admit the fcukers scare the shit out of me on the roads. Fcuk 'em.
    As you've lived here for a while and certainly understand the driving character and rather illogical dispositions.....it's up to you to be cautious and sound, being one or two steps ahead, keeping you and yours safe - as their driving/road skills ain't gonna change [to your liking] any time soon.

    Understand it and adjust.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Understand it and adjust.
    I did. When the cnut pulled in front of me I knew he was going to turn left and so I went to the outside of his pick-up to pass him. It was his swerve to go back out into the road to ensure he took the turn in one go that took me by surprise.
    I'm not asking the cnuts to change their driving habits. I just wish they'd think of others rather than themselves. The twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Understand it and adjust.
    Yeah Prag ya dumb farang, You know you should be riding on the other side of the road so you can see the vehicles approaching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Understand it and adjust.
    Yeah Prag ya dumb farang, You know you should be riding on the other side of the road so you can see the vehicles approaching
    Indeed...

    Dumb Farang.
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    And what country are those idiots in?

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    ^ That's Jeff

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    Even after a couple of years study, my wife's English is atrocious.
    But her response when I hold my head in my hands and say : "Arrrrggghhh ! My brain ! "...

    ......is a reproachful : "You picking me about my English".

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    Just back from Malaysia!
    Why do they have stairs everywhere.
    Haven't they heard about escalators??
    The ones in the shopping centres are turned off FFS!!!!

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    Fucking.toothache!

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    These new SRT carriages are spiffy and all that, but WHY do they set the aircon
    to fucking freezing???

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    Daughter had Tae Kwan Do regional today. Won first fight 13-2. Lost second 9-6.

    Seems like her second fight she ALWAYS draws a monster. This one was about 5'6", and must have weighed about 160. Black Belt. Also looked to be about 25 years old. Daughter said she thought it was her fifth time in Grade 10.

    Their height/weight/class match ups pretty much suck.

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    ^ not a bad score then and great experience for her

    good on her

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    Why do American politicians, businessmen, TV people - anyone in a suit - wear those STUPID fucking American flag lapel pins. Are they so thick they don't know what country they're in, or from? Fucking sheep....Baa!

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    My wife is on a Wat Dhammakaya tirade and bending my ear almost constantly.

    "The Abbot is being treated like Jesus and persecuted for preaching alternate views and wants to spread and build more temples throughout the country"

    "The Government , whose leader is Islam, wants to build mosques in all the provinces and eventually in all the main cities and then the villages"
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    The smog is so thick, the air is brown today. Not even letting my poor doggies outside.

    AND

    While I was in the back of the house, I heard a phone ringing very loudly. Knew it wasn't one of my phones but it was in my house. Started looking around and this Thai advertisement for a bank card comes on. It is coming from my pc. No applications open. What the hell?

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    Are you talking about CM? I thought it was a horrible day to do anything outside for longer than 20 minutes. But I've lived, played and worked in smoggier places and I didn't complain then. So I figured days like today were the result of climatic changes. Smog, EH?
    “The Master said, At fifty, I knew what were the biddings of Heaven. At sixty, I heard them with docile ear. At seventy, I could follow the dictates of my own heart; for what I desired no longer overstepped the boundaries of right.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    My wife is on a Wat Dhammakaya tirade and bending my ear almost constantly.
    Another tirade today until I told her I can't listen anymore as my head will explode. So she told me to eff-off and slammed the door.

    Does anyone know of anyone who is actually on the ground at the Wat protesting? I could send her up there to wave a banner. Maybe that would make her happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    My wife is on a Wat Dhammakaya tirade and bending my ear almost constantly.
    Another tirade today until I told her I can't listen anymore as my head will explode. So she told me to eff-off and slammed the door.

    Does anyone know of anyone who is actually on the ground at the Wat protesting? I could send her up there to wave a banner. Maybe that would make her happy.
    VN ... no need to moan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    My wife is on a Wat Dhammakaya tirade and bending my ear almost constantly.

    "The Abbot is being treated like Jesus and persecuted for preaching alternate views and wants to spread and build more temples throughout the country"

    "The Government , whose leader is Islam, wants to build mosques in all the provinces and eventually in all the main cities and then the villages"


    Nice analogy of Jesus there. Quite clever.

    My wife sneers at wat-goers, especially Dhammakaya followers.

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    Poxy washing machine gave up the ghost today. Bloody Samsung crap.

    Only had the thing for nine and a half years.

    18k for a new one.

    Bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank barber View Post
    Poxy washing machine gave up the ghost today. Bloody Samsung crap.

    Only had the thing for nine and a half years.

    18k for a new one.

    Bastards
    Wow..
    I don't anyone [except catatonic Farang] that might pay B18K for a goddamn clothes washer, when one can find the most basic and straight forward utility of this kind for B7K-B8K....[same quality]

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    ^^send the wife down the Mekong with a couple of rocks

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