Daily Moan

[NZdick1983]

[Sumbitch]

I simply click onto the thread an look. If the picture is in the TD gallery or.. then it should display. I don't wish or need to log into Outlook simply to view. But as I have said many times before. If a picture is worth posting it is worth spending the time to do it properly.

I can't view the following pic but I understand others can. Was it from the TD library then? (it's your last post in the Amusing Pictures thread)

[VocalNeal]

..and I was in Chinatown yesterday and all the street vendors are gone.

Are they feck.

I couldn't walk in one section on either side of the road. Two rows of vendors squeezed between the guard rail and the shop fronts for 50m on both sides of the road.

[charleyboy]

At the fresh market this morning. In the queue at the pork stall, every fookin' one of the Thai's were picking and prodding at the meat on offer then putting it back...dirty fookers!

[charleyboy]

Whilst I'm on the subject of Thai's...Why the fook do I have to have proof of my address when renewing my driving licences? Immigration has proof...four fooking times per fookin' year!

15 years here...I must be fookin' mental.

[Sumbitch]

Whilst I'm on the subject of Thai's...Why the fook do I have to have proof of my address when renewing my driving licences?

What kind of proof?

[charleyboy]

Proof from immigration or the police in the form of a letter!

[David48atTD]

Friggin' Thai Airlines.

The National Carrier, landing in their supposedly showpiece of Infrastructure, Suvarnabhumi, just off a 10 hour flight and we are parked on the Tarmac and take a shuttle bus to the terminal ...

Leaving the plane, the waiting bus is caught in a 'traffic jam' ... WTF ... what/who are all these vehicles doing within the Airport confines?

As we approach the terminal, we sail under China Eastern and Canada Airlines ... all have direct access.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
.

[noelbino]

Why do the Aholes building the skytrain overheads, leave the footpaths in such a bloody mess.
I'm sure their contract states to avoid minimal disruption to pedestrians.
along Charonsanitwong we are forced onto the road with the traffic.

[nidhogg]

Nearly mown down by some bloody woman on a motorcycle today. On the effing pavement.

[VocalNeal]

Nearly mown down by some bloody woman on a motorcycle today. On the effing pavement.

Well pay attention!

[nidhogg]

Because i have thai food every day for lunch, i like to alternate farang and thai food in the evening. Helps to tell the missus what i would like for the evening meal. Two nights ago i suggested sausage, egg and chips. Because she forgot what i said, she called me in the day to ask again.

Dinner that night was a beefburger sandwich. Seriously, attention span of a f*cking gnat.









However, also told her a friend from overseas was coming to stay for a few days next week and she completely re-grouted both bathrooms. Wall and floor tiles. On a massive clean and refresh.



Swings and roundabouts.

[Dillinger]

Caught a bug, it's like dengue symptoms but without the rash and aching joints.

Burning eyes, sore kidneys, headache, fever, coughing up yellow phlegm The worse is the cough though.

I got up late yesterday out of bed to go the toilet for another wet shit, came out of the bathroom and she'd sprayed mosquito repellent all around the bedroom because she'd seen a mosquito. Which brought all the coughing back on, my red raw burning eyes popping out of my head and the migraine came thundering back as i gave her both barrels and jumped in the spare room bed... I mean who sprays that shit in a confined space? let alone when someone's in there on their deathbed.


Anyway, I woke up today and you know what she'd done?

fukall

You lucky fukker Nid

[David48atTD]

Caught a bug, it's like dengue symptoms but without the rash and aching joints.

Burning eyes, sore kidneys, headache, fever, coughing up yellow phlegm The worse is the cough though.

I got up late yesterday out of bed to go the toilet for another wet shit, <snip>

Mate, every time I've done a Visa run to Cambodia, each time PP, I've come back sick after a few days ... really sick. I'd lie prostrate on the bed and it sounded like a band was playing my guts!

Never get sick in Thailand ... what is with that place?

[Chittychangchang]

My moan for the day is the soon to be ex wife constantly ringing me up repeating the same tired dialogue.
Just told her to fuck off and stop calling me again, felt great.

[Dillinger]

^^ It was a friends last night of his holiday on Thursday night, he'd moaned about him and some bird he'd shacked up in Pattaya being ill for the last week, all the same symptoms.

My missus has got it now that mine is on the wane too. She's coughing with puffy eyes

Shall I go in there and let off one of those cockroach smoke bombs?

[thaimeme]

My moan for the day is the soon to be ex wife constantly ringing me up repeating the same tired dialogue.
Just told her to fuck off and stop calling me again, felt great.

How is that reasonably strange situation these days, Trip C?

[David48atTD]

^^ Yep ... lit it rip.

Try more then one.

BTW, keep naked flames at bay ...

[Latindancer]

My moan for the day is the soon to be ex wife constantly ringing me up repeating the same tired dialogue.
Just told her to fuck off and stop calling me again, felt great.

So what was that dialogue, CCC ? (the short version, nuts and bolts)

[Kurgen]

another 3 hour power out.......BASTARD!

[Chittychangchang]

My moan for the day is the soon to be ex wife constantly ringing me up repeating the same tired dialogue.
Just told her to fuck off and stop calling me again, felt great.

So what was that dialogue, CCC ? (the short version, nuts and bolts)

Her - "I'll move back in a be a good full time housewife"

Me -" So you'll stop going out till all hours gambling and taking the piss?"

Her- "I'm not that person anymore"

Me- " what happens when the loan sharks come taking all the kids computers etc away because of your madness?"

FUCK OFF!

[Latindancer]

Hmmm....if she can't give you any detail or a detailed plan for recovery or change, it does seem to be nonsense.

[Sumbitch]

God damn the fuckin' members who turn every thread into a shitfest or discussion about dicks, penises and cocks.

[noelbino]

Something sticking into you?

[John Lennon]

God damn the fuckin' members who turn every thread into a shitfest or discussion about dicks, penises and cocks.

Some variation would be welcome.