Recorders are for poofs. Guitars are for men, real men, men's men.
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I might buy meself some sunglasses and a flying jacket. Job done.
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Recorders are for poofs. Guitars are for men, real men, men's men.
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I might buy meself some sunglasses and a flying jacket. Job done.
..... and take up cottaging? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
^ nothing wrong with a nice cottage in the country; something to aspire too...
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Due to an incident a few weeks ago i decide to fly back to Blighty to make use of all the national health contributions i have made over the years.Yesterday was DDay,visit a doctor first time in Blighty for 12 years doctor stressed me sabi sabi.Had to have my blood pressure taken loads of times she wants me in hospital i sad no way.
Machine looks fecked anyway if the date is anything to go by.
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^I wouldn't be worried about the date stamp.
I'd be very worried by the numbers.
Good luck! Get on some good meds.
I had the pleasure of my 1st ever colonoscopy today, what a pain in the arse !
^I'm about due. Guess I better send my doc some flowers and candy.
^I guess that'll be a novel way to surprise the wife on Valentine's :)
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I'd make a great poof, I took 1.6m up my jacksie today and didn't even flinch. :england:
Stoker will be along soon with his arse trumpet.
You fancy him? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
All day hangovers......BASTARDS!
Had this fecking thing strapped to my arm for 24 hrs.
Who would have thought that a TD member would moan about a strap on.:)
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I don't.
fukk being in East Sussex!
Fukk that, if you started walking now.........
Can't go back yet the hospital in the UK told me i also have a basal cell carcinoma on me face.
I told them its been there for over a year but didn't want to be accused of being a winging pom.The carcinoma is being removed next week few more trips to the doctors and should get me mot certificate.Its good being one of those NHS tourist types.:)
Thegents right they're all fooking nuts.:deadhorsebig:
'Ere ere ere.....
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Got given two different shades of tile. The tiler laid them only to be noticed after. Too late to take up so I want 'Homemart' to sort out the problem. They admitted a similar thing occurred with the same tiles before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cujo
Anyway they failed to call back with a solution. Now my wife, along with our cleaner, says we should just live with it. :confused: I'm not happy and my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.