Daily Moan

[panama hat]

You should have got your mate Slackula to join you as he actually lives there.

Slackula? Egads, man - are you mad!!!!! I am here with my family, for all that is holy and sacred!!!

Besides, I'm not on Phuket.

[VocalNeal]

When you are obliged to return to the mother ship (UK)

Isn't this what young people would term a FAIL?

[chassamui]

Isn't this what young people would term a FAIL?

If you are Smeg and have to return to your mothers Bournemouth basement yes.

[Kurgen]

Sunday morning hangovers....Bastards !!!

[Stinky]

Mad Dog 357 Gold, the worlds hottest chilli sauce, 6000,000 Scoville heat units turns your arse inside out, I'm afraid to wipe in case I explode!

[Simon43]

For today, a moan about the general lack of maintenance at ex#2's hotel, cos she can't be fucking bothered

- Air-con broken in a guest room
- Air-con broken in the car
- Swimming pool not usable cos she cannot be bothered to fill it with water
- Well water supply dried up - she won't dig deeper
- Broken bed in a guest room
- Drinks fridges empty, no stock of beers, soft drinks etc
- No food stock in the kitchen

... and those are just a few of the reasons why I'm removing any association of my name to her hotel - lazy cow.

Although her whole family take stupidity to an advanced art form, they are like sheep, doing whatever the ex demands. and since most of her demands involve pampering her ugly face, as opposed to actually caring for the hotel or guests, you can draw your own conclusions as to the general state of affairs.

She really does not deserve the hotel business one iota, and I would be very happy if someone could hide a kilo of yaba in her bag and then tip off the police - a long stretch inside would benefit all of us who have to put up with her.

Useless, narcissic, demented cow!

Anyway, glad I got that off my chest ...

[Dillinger]

Faaark

[panama hat]

Mad Dog 357 Gold, the worlds hottest chilli sauce, 6000,000 Scoville heat units turns your arse inside out, I'm afraid to wipe in case I explode!

You imbibed that stuff? Seriously? Mad, mad, mad . . .

[Stinky]

^ My arse concurs

[palexxxx]

For today, a moan about the general lack of maintenance at ex#2's hotel, cos she can't be fucking bothered

- Air-con broken in a guest room
- Air-con broken in the car
- Swimming pool not usable cos she cannot be bothered to fill it with water
- Well water supply dried up - she won't dig deeper
- Broken bed in a guest room
- Drinks fridges empty, no stock of beers, soft drinks etc
- No food stock in the kitchen

... and those are just a few of the reasons why I'm removing any association of my name to her hotel - lazy cow.

Although her whole family take stupidity to an advanced art form, they are like sheep, doing whatever the ex demands. and since most of her demands involve pampering her ugly face, as opposed to actually caring for the hotel or guests, you can draw your own conclusions as to the general state of affairs.

She really does not deserve the hotel business one iota, and I would be very happy if someone could hide a kilo of yaba in her bag and then tip off the police - a long stretch inside would benefit all of us who have to put up with her.

Useless, narcissic, demented cow!

Anyway, glad I got that off my chest ...

I thought she was close to losing it all. How's that going?

[thaimeme]

Mad Dog 357 Gold, the worlds hottest chilli sauce, 6000,000 Scoville heat units turns your arse inside out, I'm afraid to wipe in case I explode!

Who made this Scoville heat unit index as a universal definition?


I'm suspicious of invented standards, as you should be.

[Stinky]

A quick intersearch reveals

A scale developed by Wilbur Scoville in 1912, to measure the heat level in chillies. It was first a subjective taste test, but since, it has been refined by the use of HPLC, the unit is named in honour of its inventor. The test officially measures the pungency level of a given pepper.

[VocalNeal]

But individual humans taste thing very differently so what is spicy to some maybe abject misery to others. Some people are supertasters and some people could drink gasoline without noticing.

I'm calling bollocks on the whole scale thing.

[Stinky]

^ So in your opinion Scoville means nothing and has absolutely no validity, not even a little wiggle room?
Chillies do differ in intensity from type to type that's a fact, so it would follow that whatever person eating said chillis will experience the differing intensity of that type no matter what their personal tolarance to the heat is. So the scoville unit system will work for each person on a personal level rather than a mathematical level.

[thaimeme]

But individual humans taste thing very differently so what is spicy to some maybe abject misery to others. Some people are supertasters and some people could drink gasoline without noticing.

I'm calling bollocks on the whole scale thing.

As would I.....
Accepted nonsense.

[Storekeeper]

What? Any non-drinkers in TD?

Abstaining From Alcohol Significantly Shortens Life - Business Insider

[panama hat]

Unacceptable!!!!

[Kurgen]

Monday morning, fukkered!

Up playing cards and drinking piss till 4.30 am, BASTARD !!!

[Simon43]

So today I want to moan about my colleagues ==> the Thai Tourist Police.

This morning, in my TPV guise, I was called to a nearby hotel where a Ukrainian woman needed help to get some Western Union money that had been sent to her. So she goes in a taxi to the nearby shopping centre and I follow behind to translate at the bank.

Well, the bank still isn't open and we have to wait 1 hour. Waiting patiently doesn't seem to be a common trait amongst Ukranians, because after 10 minutes she flips ==> not as in 'flips and gets angry', but 'flips and becomes mentally unstable'...
She starts wandering around the fcuking Thalang Tesco-Lotus shopping centre, shouting and partially undressing (she was 45 years old, so calm down guys), then trying to get away from me, (yes, many women have the same feeling about me, but this nutter needs to stay to get her cash, or she will be in deep dodo).

So I am trying to gently manhandle this nutter and calm her down, but feel that some police assistance is needed. I call on the phone for assistance and the police guys tell me that they are on their way.

2 hours - yes 2 FCUKING hours later, they arrive at the shopping centre (20 minutes from their police station), whilst yours truly has been trying to control a Ukrainian nutcase all that time.

What do they do to help? They get out their cameras and start snapping away.

I suggest we take the loony to the hospital, just a few minutes away and so we all drive to the hospital. I trick the woman by saying that we can check into a hotel nearby, (NOT my hotel!).

At the hospital, the Thai doc advises me of his qualified opinion - that she is a loony. I turn to get advice from the Thai police colleagues and WTF - they have done a bunk and left me and the doc holding the 'baby'.

Dozy, lazy cnuts.

Fortunately, the Thalang doc is very well experienced with dealing with mentally unstable women, because he is the same doc that treats mad ex #2....

I was able to make my excuses and leave, retreating rapidly to my hotel and a cold Chang.

The woman will stay in the hospital for maybe 1 night and then wander away (Thank God she doesn't know where my hotel is) - her embassy also said that they didn't give a fcuk.

I was not a happy bunny about this incident - what if the loony had turned violent?

Moral of this story is 'Do not rely on your Thai police colleagues to do a knat's arse to help you'

Simon - pissed off with today's events.

[Bettyboo]

in my TPV guise

This is not a good start to any story...

Now, while you are whinging about others, it seems to me that you did fuk all to help this lady, you just left her in the hospital after you'd agitated her when all she wanted was to get some money out of the bank... Hope you feel important and powerful in your uniform...

(I cut the last line out as some may have deemed it offensive, but I'm not fond of unqualified people who try to empower themselves and help nobody...)

[Stinky]

^^ I'd have cut loose as soon as the nut job started stripping off, she could have pulled any number of stunts that would have landed you up to your neck in shit. Fair play for trying to help Simon but I'm buggered if I'd have bothered.

Edit: oh I though she was a guest at one of your hotels I just realised what a tpv is, and as a non professional copper sent in to help a person you fukt up good and proper, if that's the best you can do why do you even bother Simon?

[Simon43]

@Bettyboo and Stinky - thanks for your warm support. Next time u are in deep loony shit and need a good samaritan, please don't call me.

Hey - why not call the Thai police instead? I'm sure they will come running to help u.

Losers, both of you

[Dillinger]

Gotta love teak door

[charleyboy]

Simon. You had the chance and you let her go!


I'm not going to read anymore of your posts.

[Stinky]

@Bettyboo and Stinky - thanks for your warm support. Next time u are in deep loony shit and need a good samaritan, please don't call me.

Oh good god no I'll not be calling you Simon, you might turn me into a raving nutter and have me committed.